Corrupt a wish

[PumperKrickel]

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[Killekor]

I wish to find (finally), Agatha Christie's book The mysterious affair at Styles

Killekor

Granted, but it´s on Amazon: https://www.amazon.es/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/253-2618046-3662930?__mk_es_ES=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=The+mysterious+affair+at+Styles

Thanks, but i'm searching It in italian 

Sorry

Killekor

[Digibasherx]

Granted, but when you're asleep it comes alive and eats your arms and legs without you knowing, then when you wake up, it's a toy again and its just really, really fat, but you cant move because you have no limbs.

I wish I could transform into a crow.

Granted, but now you live in the South of the US, and KFC is the acronym for Kentucky Fried Crow.

I wish I had more shelf space for all my collectibles.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but you have to pay a 5000 dollar fine for it.

I wish I had no friends.

[PumperKrickel]

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[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you have to pay a 5000 dollar fine for it.

I wish I had no friends.

Granted, but strangers will randomly call or visit you to talk about their personal life.

I wish I could time travel at will.

Granted, but you can only ever travel 5 seconds into the future.

I wish I could manipulate gravity with my mind.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but your power only works on alternate leap days.

I wish I was immortal.

[BlueKrono]

Granted, but the Earth is eventually destroyed and you end up bored out of your mind floating in the endless blackness of space. I just wish I could travel back to the Mesozoic Period. What could possibly go wrong?

[Soopairik]

Granted, but a Brachiosaurus poops on you and you drown in the poop.

I wish I was blind.

[BlueKrono]

[Soopairik]

Well, you going to continue the game or are we going to skip you? There's no rush, but I'm just making sure.

[BlueKrono]

Someone else may continue if they wish. That was simply a reaction. Spared no expense.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but a Brachiosaurus poops on you and you drown in the poop.

I wish I was blind.

Granted, but now that you have to pay more attention to your other senses, you live between a fertilizer plant and an emergency room with the only trauma center for 100 miles.


EDIT:
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...

[Killekor]

Granted, but a Brachiosaurus poops on you and you drown in the poop.

I wish I was blind.

Granted, but now that you have to pay more attention to your other senses, you live between a fertilizer plant and an emergency room with the only trauma center for 100 miles.

Remember...

@Halichoeres Make sure to wish for something after you're done corrupting one. Thanks.

Killekor

[PumperKrickel]

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[Halichoeres]

Thanks for the reminder, Killekor! I think I just enjoy ruining other people's wishes more than I enjoy making my own, which probably doesn't say anything good about me.

[Killekor]

Thanks for the reminder, Killekor!.

No problem! you don't need to thank!

Killekor

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but now that you have to pay more attention to your other senses, you live between a fertilizer plant and an emergency room with the only trauma center for 100 miles.
EDIT:
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...
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Granted, but the government implements a new law that demands anybody who is even slightly taller than your original height (before the wish), has to be detained and kept in confinement for at least 40 years, unless they shrink or die of old age. Your being a baller does little to alleviate the horror of this situation.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my hands.   

[BlueKrono]

Granted, but you must wear special visors on your hands that completely impair your dexterity. On the plus side you get a hot redhead with psionic powers for a girlfriend.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but you can only breath underwater now.

I wish I had that Chaos Effect Pachycephalosaurus.