Corrupt a wish

[BlueKrono]

Granted, but Terra obtains the license and reissues it, sending its value plummeting to $8.95.

I wish for world peace.

[PumperKrickel]

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[Soopairik]

Granted, but the head is missing, you have to purchase the head separately for 60 thousand dollars.

I wish others couldn't corrupt my wish. Checkmate.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but the head is missing, you have to purchase the head separately for 60 thousand dollars.

I wish others couldn't corrupt my wish. Checkmate.

Granted. Others cannot corrupt it, but you corrupted the wish yourself by making it, as a wish which in your awareness of it's own incorruptibility by others, was not made in the spirit of the game, and thus served no purpose within it.

I wish it would snow.

[PumperKrickel]

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[stargatedalek]

Granted, but summer ends tomorrow.

I wish things would arrive faster in shipping.

[BlueKrono]

Granted, but it arrives by long-range cannon and bursts through your wall. Drywall's expensive.

I wish people would stop being wrong on the internet.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but everyone would stop being right irl.

I wish I could legally evade taxes.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I could legally evade taxes.

Granted, but it means you have to live in Wyoming.

I wish my science books would automatically update themselves with new research.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but the only new research they update themselves with is strictly limited to research into the history of cabbage farming.

I wish I was an oak tree.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but people cut a giant hole in you so they can pass through.

I wish I could board airplanes anytime without having to go through security or buying tickets.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but people cut a giant hole in you so they can pass through.

I wish I could board airplanes anytime without having to go through security or buying tickets.

Granted, but only at the airport outside Hattiesburg, Mississippi, which flies only to Atlanta.

I wish I could touch any fossil, no matter how fragmentary, and be able to see the animal as it was when it was alive.

[Loon]

I wish I could touch any fossil, no matter how fragmentary, and be able to see the animal as it was when it was alive.

Granted, but the twist is you're actually at the new exhibit in Jurassic World, and the creature is an inaccurate JW version.

I wish Rebor's online representatives didn't act like the toy company equivalent of Biff Tannen.

"Listen, nerd, they're accurate. Why? Because I said so."

[Halichoeres]

I wish Rebor's online representatives didn't act like the toy company equivalent of Biff Tannen.

"Listen, nerd, they're accurate. Why? Because I said so."

Granted, but instead they make all their dinosaurs in the style of My Little Pony.

I wish slow walkers would always stay on one side of the sidewalk and never walk three abreast.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but they are now flesh eating Zombies!

I wish Ornithopods were as popular as horses.

[Loon]

Granted, but they are now flesh eating Zombies!

I wish Ornithopods were as popular as horses.

Granted, but they're only popular as a result of a large amount of ornithopod-inspired fascist dictators helenizing cultures to fear them.

I wish I could own a sauropod the size of a small dog.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but they are now flesh eating Zombies!

I wish Ornithopods were as popular as horses.

Granted, but they're only popular as a result of a large amount of ornithopod-inspired fascist dictators helenizing cultures to fear them.

I wish I could own a sauropod the size of a small dog.

Granted but it had to be compressed from a full size sauropod, and in the process the entirety of its internal anatomy was destroyed and it died instantly.

I wish I could eat as much cake as i like, and experience no ill effects on my physical health.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but cake is the only food you can eat from now on.

I wish I was stronger than an ox.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I was stronger than an ox.

Granted, but you smell as strong as an ox too.

I wish I had a couple more opsins and could see UV.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but UV light still harms your eyes and your eyesight is halved.

I wish I could stay full without eating.