Corrupt a wish

[Lynx]

Granted, they make the feet the size of a grain of a rice, so the figure can no longer stand.
I wish there were better big dinosaur posters.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but they would fall on your head or on our heads along with the frame and we would break down.

I wish an encyclopedia of Mesozoic, Cenozoic and Paleozoic life of great quality and translated in all languages, beautifully illustrated by the best illustrators of dinosaurs and prehistoric life, with the best detailed documentation and several volumes and bound in leather and with letters gold-plated paste and twenty volumes each stage (Paleozoic, Mesozoic and Cenozoic) with all the detailed information and updated year after year with new additional volumes.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they would fall on your head or on our heads along with the frame and we would break down.

I wish an encyclopedia of Mesozoic, Cenozoic and Paleozoic life of great quality and translated in all languages, beautifully illustrated by the best illustrators of dinosaurs and prehistoric life, with the best detailed documentation and several volumes and bound in leather and with letters gold-plated paste and twenty volumes each stage (Paleozoic, Mesozoic and Cenozoic) with all the detailed information and updated year after year with new additional volumes.

Granted, but the pages are loose and blow away in the wind.

I wish for abstraction

[Halichoeres]

Granted, abstraction achieved, but it renders you unable to deal with concrete reality, so your reality consists of a lot of falling down on concrete.

I wish for every Polaris Slingshot to spontaneously combust.

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted，you're holding one when it does。
I wish for Rebor to release Roundabout.

[Primeval12]

Granted but it's just a cover of the Yes song and not a model.

I wish that the Carnegie collection would return.

[Halichoeres]

Granted but it's made by Diramix and comes in blind bags.


I wish ticks were extinct.

Granted，you're holding one when it does。

A price I'm willing to pay.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but cockroaches would multiply by two with the health problems that this entails.

I wish I could take a shower only once and not have to use more water for my toilet in my life, that is, with just one shower I would be clean for life and never get dirty.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but only because any and all dirt begins to move away from you at high speeds. This creates a gigantic ravine underneath your house and it falls into the earth's core. The debris from this event rises into the sky and blots out the sun for thousands of years, creating a society which barely hangs on to existence and condemning billions to a life entrenched in darkness.

I wish for Sunlight

[Halichoeres]

Granted, it comes with melanoma.

I wish my new shoes would stop squeaking on the floor.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but the shoes don't look new anymore

I wish I can become the supreme authority of the world

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, there's no people or anything to rule over

I wish I could jump really high.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you develop a tic disorder that makes you involuntarily jump really high at inopportune moments, like in low doorways. You have to wear a helmet forever.

I wish I could convincingly imitate any bird song.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you forget human speech.

I wish to be a Mongolian nomad for 4 days and 5 hours

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, but those 4 days are the last 4 days of your life.

I wish that 3000 new Sumatran rhinoceros just appeared in the wild.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but they appear in Greenland and promptly freeze. (That wish hurt to corrupt, ngl)

I wish vehicle registration fees increased exponentially with mass.

[EmperorDinobot]

Granted, but you are transported to the day of the big bang, and suddenly everything starts moving backwards.

I wish my tummy did not hurt at night.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, your gastric pain is transferred to all of the neighborhood puppies instead.

I wish for JWD to be the last movie in the franchise.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. All the movie industry stops with it.
I wish Alec John Such was not deceased.

[EmperorDinobot]

Granted (I had to look him up), but that also means Gilbert Godfrey has to come back.

I wish I had telekinesis for my laziness.