Corrupt a wish

[indohyus]

Granted, but you have no control over it, thus being deaf or deafened most the time.

I wish I could get more done in a day.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted. Except you get so much stuff done that you dont sleep now...

I wish I was able to starting lifting without the fear of having my growth stunt

[indohyus]

Granted, but you damage your body in the process.

I wish I could get to the gym more often

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but after a week you would end up exhausted and would have to sleep a weekend in a row without the possibility of enjoying a precious weekend of rest.


I wish there were no neighborhood fights and that peace reigned in all the neighborhood communities.

[Strepsodus]

Granted, but this causes the government to allow one day each year where all crimes are legal. They thought it was a good idea but all hell broke loose and they couldn't get it under control.

I wish Vitae released their canceled figures in 2022.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but folks on Twitter still hate those figures and continue to cancel them.


I wish I knew Vedic Sanskrit

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you alone discern that all of the Vedic texts actually consist of hurtful jokes about your hygiene and parentage.

I wish fish were as easy to photograph as birds.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but on as easy as an angry cassowary, but not any cassowary, the one from regular show


I wish my friend wont leave this forum. I tried convincing him to stay, but to no use : (

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but he would stop being your friend and you would end up estranged from him for life.


I wish to have a miniature Battat diplodocus replica, that is, to make a miniature Battat diplodocus and also obtain the WWD ornithocherius.

[indohyus]

Granted, both are in almost unrecognisable condition and are fakes.

I wish shipping from Japan returns to normal soon.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but shipping everywhere else becomes nightmarish

I wish the forum was not so clogged with Mattel and JWD stuff right

[Strepsodus]

Granted, but they forget all about Prehistoric Planet.

I wish that the Mattel figures that weren't based on the movies (Siats, Ornitholestes, etc) were more accurate to the real animal

[indohyus]

Granted, but they are quickly discontinued and become expensive

I wish they would release the WWD ceratopsian photos for beasts of the mesozoic

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but they photos are all minted as NFTs and their storage entails more carbon emissions than the manufacture and distribution of the eventual products.

I wish for a wider sidewalk between the train station and my office.

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, but it becomes wider towards your office and cars zoom mere inches from your office.

I wish there was a better giga figure.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, there is an excellent figure of a Gigabyte.

I wish people wouldn't let their cats run around killing birds all the time.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, that causes me to start my career as a hunter and shoot birds down

I wish the mesozoic life project succeeded

[indohyus]

Granted, but over time they produce the same old models.

I wish I could get more monsterarts figures.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but for each Monsterarts figure you must throw five of your dinosaurs into an active volcano, and you're forbidden to replace them.

I wish for an ammonite fossil with extensive soft tissue preservation.

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, but it's all rotten and smells reaaalllly bad.
I wish Mattel wouldn't make big feet.