Corrupt a wish

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but UV light still harms your eyes and your eyesight is halved.

I wish I could stay full without eating.

Granted, but you're full of rusty iron nails.

I wish i was a completely indestructable monkey.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but you are also as smart as a monkey.

I wish I could breathe in space.

[Dilopho]

Granted, but you are also as smart as a monkey.

I wish I could breathe in space.

Granted, but you can only breathe in space.

I wish I had four arms.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you can only breathe in space.

I wish I had four arms.

Granted, but they arent attached to your body, you just have four severed arms.

I wish everything works out ok in the end.

[stargatedalek]

Granted, for everyone but yourself.

I wish I had a million wishes.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I had a million wishes.

Granted, but the extent to which they're corrupted increases geometrically with each succeeding wish.

I wish that everywhere I went, every sanguivorous mosquito within a 10 km radius would drop dead.

[Nanuqsaurus]

I wish I had a million wishes.

Granted, but the extent to which they're corrupted increases geometrically with each succeeding wish.

I wish that everywhere I went, every sanguivorous mosquito within a 10 km radius would drop dead.

Granted, but every other living organism in a 10 km radius drops dead too.

I wish I had a talking cactus.

[Dilopho]

I wish I had a talking cactus.

Granted, but it talks in a foreign language.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but it's Marmite.

I wish I had Xray vision.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but it only works when you're sad.

I wish I could function properly without sleeping.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you only function properly while lying awake in a bed with your eyes closed.

I wish I could just touch a book and instantly know all the information inside it.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but only works with nursery rhyme books.

I wish I could stand on my head AND stand on two legs.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I could stand on my head AND stand on two legs.

Granted, but you can only do it simultaneously, by removing your head.

I wish for an unlimited lifetime supply of good coffee.

[Killekor]

I wish for an unlimited lifetime supply of good coffee.

Granted, but the coffee contains all the venoms of the world (and it's obbligatory to eat it)

I wish to not wish anything

Killekor

[Killekor]

Hey! do you know that i've recieved it as a gift? only 2 days after post this:

I wish to find (finally), Agatha Christie's book The mysterious affair at Styles

Killekor

Granted, but it´s on Amazon: https://www.amazon.es/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/253-2618046-3662930?__mk_es_ES=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=The+mysterious+affair+at+Styles

Thanks, but i'm searching It in italian 

Sorry

Killekor

Killekor

[Soopairik]

I wish for an unlimited lifetime supply of good coffee.

Granted, but the coffee contains all the venoms of the world (and it's obbligatory to eat it)

I wish to not wish anything

Killekor

But by not wishing for anything, you are still technically wishing for something, which creates a paradox. The paradox explodes the world.

I wish Killekor could have all dinosaur toys for free.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but he will repaint them all in red and blue.

I wish they made a "Devil Dinosaur" movie instead of "The Good Dinosaur".

[Soopairik]

Granted, but it will only be released in New Zealand, and it will be in Arabic.

I wish my teeth are perfect, so I don't have to visit the dentist.

[Killekor]

I wish Killekor could have all dinosaur toys for free.

Ooooooooh!!! Thanks!

Granted, but he will repaint them all in red and blue.

I don't repaint all my figures only in red and blue! You will see my repainted Schleich Pentaceratops and T-Rex (2014 verion)...

I wish my teeth are perfect, so I don't have to visit the dentist.

Granted, but they are black, so everyone thinks that you have no perfect teeth.

I wish to Repaint one of the new WS Feathered T-Rex WITHOUT that he eat me.

Killekor

[Soopairik]

Granted, but he runs away.

I wish I can't talk.