Corrupt a wish

[Ravonium]

Granted, but that money is debt money.


I wish there was a taxon called "Dinosaurus".

[Bowhead Whale]

You're granted, but it includes a species called "Chocolatosaurus and it ate chocolate.

I wish I could perform telepathy.

[Joey]

Granted, but it won't come until 2200

I wish I was a dinosaur...

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, but your brain is now the size of a walnut and you can barely count 2+2.

I wish I could transform into a unicorn at will.

[Joey]

Granted, but now you can't go to barbershops because you can accidentally pierce someone with your horn.

I wish I was a smart dinosaur...

[Loon]

Granted, but it only happens after you watch all the Transformers movies in order.

I wish California Adventure wasn't so confused...

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, but all other TV shows are now confusing.

I wish I could transform into a bowhead whale at will.

[Kaprosaurus]

Granted, but you get attacked by whalers and lived a short miserable life.

I wish i have a pet Kaprosuchus.

[Joey]

Granted, but you get eaten by it because it is a wild animal.

I wish I was an Airplane...

[Bowhead Whale]

You are granted, but you are a mindless object, now.

I wish I had a thousand wishes that could be granted.

[Joey]

Granted, but they'll run out eventually.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes...

[Kaprosaurus]

Granted,but you can only wish for old Schleich figures

I wish i became a SHARK WITH FRICKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEAD!

[Bowhead Whale]

You're granted, but you end up burned by your own laser.

I wish I could live without medication.

[Loon]

Granted, but it's because anti-vaxxers run the government.

I wish Jar Jar Binks was my father.

[Joey]

Granted, but you look like him now.

I wish I had my own house

[Loon]

Granted, but it's made of human skin.

I wish I was loved.

[Joey]

Granted, but only your dog is who loves you

I wish I had 1000 posts on this forum and had a large status

[Loon]

Granted, but it's only after the apocalypse, and you're the only person left on Earth.

I wish there was a good Dinotopia movie.

[Bowhead Whale]

You're granted, but the movie is in chinese and you won't understand it.

I wish I could run at a speed of 100 miles per hour.

[alexeratops]

Granted, but you can only ever move at that speed. Stay still, or 100 mph.

I wish I could play the trumpet extremely well.