Corrupt a wish

[Soopairik]

Granted, but cars and bikes are now illegal.

I wish walking was illegal.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but it is decided that the only practical way to enforce this is that everyone must have their legs removed, and somehow the only practical way to remove everyones legs turns out to be to have them eaten off by great white sharks. This is done in such a haphazard way, that most people who go through the process die from blood loss, leaving a sparsely populated earth, and nobody with the capability to defend against the newly risen army of sharks who have, through a previously undiscovered evolutionary trait, been able to grow their own legs in imitation of those they have eaten, and now intend to conquer the earth. Its ok though, because the sharks forget that they cant survive out of the water and are all led to their doom in service of their own hubris. But still, it's a pretty bad outcome.

I wish I could make a joke at any time in any place with anyone, and everyone would always find it hilarious no matter what.

[CrypticPrism]

Granted, but you are executed for being too funny.

I wish Schleich was good.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you are executed for being too funny.

I wish Schleich was good.

Granted, they are only good, but not great, and Safari, CollectA, PNSO, Papo, Favorite, Kaiyodo etc. are now terrible, even worse than the worst of Schleich.

I wish a new specimen of Spinosaurus was discovered, revealing that it actually had 6 limbs.

[CrypticPrism]

Granted, but it flips the vertebrate family tree onto its head and causes social anarchy.


I want a ham sandwich.

[Lanthanotus]

Granted, but when you take the first bite, you find the ham is still a body part of the living pig.

I wish for a good weekly start on the morrow.

[Halichoeres]

I wish for a good weekly start on the morrow.

Granted, but a ghastly end follows (you made that one too easy ).

I wish I had a hammock that didn't need to be attached to anything, so I could take it anywhere and it would just anchor itself on air.

[CrypticPrism]

Granted, but you can't lay on it without falling.


I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

[Lanthanotus]

[...]


I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

Granted, but....... grrrrrk,.... system failure..... try reboot......

I wish for a world without signs, where evolution does its job.

[Lanthanotus]

[...]

Granted, but a ghastly end follows (you made that one too easy ).

Yeah, saw this comming somehow

I wish I had a hammock that didn't need to be attached to anything, so I could take it anywhere and it would just anchor itself on air.

The Germans got your problem solved.... may I introduce, the Siemens Lufthaken (I think there was a wikipedia entry once, should see that changed...)

[Halichoeres]

I wish I had a hammock that didn't need to be attached to anything, so I could take it anywhere and it would just anchor itself on air.

The Germans got your problem solved.... may I introduce, the Siemens Lufthaken (I think there was a wikipedia entry once, should see that changed...)

That was the most bizarre thing I've read today! Thank you 

I wish for a world without signs, where evolution does its job.

Do you mean like road signs? So the incautious will be immolated in car crashes, and those who can't read maps are hopelessly lost? That sounds like it corrupts itself, but very well:

Granted, but all the metal from the removed signs is melted down and made into firearms. With all these extra weapons, the world decides to have a war just for fun. Long story short: all the rainforests end up nuked by accident.

[BlueKrono]

I wish I had a hammock that didn't need to be attached to anything, so I could take it anywhere and it would just anchor itself on air.

The Germans got your problem solved.... may I introduce, the Siemens Lufthaken (I think there was a wikipedia entry once, should see that changed...)

That was the most bizarre thing I've read today! Thank you 

I wish for a world without signs, where evolution does its job.

Do you mean like road signs? So the incautious will be immolated in car crashes, and those who can't read maps are hopelessly lost? That sounds like it corrupts itself, but very well:

Granted, but all the metal from the removed signs is melted down and made into firearms. With all these extra weapons, the world decides to have a war just for fun. Long story short: all the rainforests end up nuked by accident.

And what do you want for Christmas young man?

[Bowhead Whale]

Your Christams wish is granted, but you won't have any present at your birthday.

I wish I lost 100 lbs of body fat.

[tyrantqueen]

You lose the weight, but you gain a lovely set of stretchmarks on your stomach.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but the socks are large enough to be a sleeping bag.

I wish an Armadillosuchus model was made.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, but the model is cartoonish and anthropomorphised.

I wish I was taller.

[tyrantqueen]

You are made taller, but you have one leg shorter than the other.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible at will.

[Bowhead Whale]

You are granted, but people keep bumping into you.

I wish I had more power.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but you are forced to share your power with me and another person in a triumvirate


I wish for Christmas.

[Bowhead Whale]

You're granted, but you'll have to celebrate Epiphany as well. It's an order!

I wish I had more money.