Corrupt a wish

[Soopairik]

Granted, but it only works when you're high.

I wish I could sleep.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it only works when you're high.

I wish I could sleep.

Honestly, I can live with that.

Granted, but you always sleep through your alarm.

I wish I could make any dog completely silent.

[Lanthanotus]

Granted, but with not being busy to bark, they gonna have plenty of time to bite you

I wish .... hmm... I had a wish...../feedbackloop

[Ravonium]

Granted, but the wish you are given does not work in your favour


I wish for a new dimension where I'm the only human.

[Soopairik]

Granted, everyone else are Xenomorphs.

I wish I had a robot servant.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, but your robot servant does not make the difference between the fridge and the trash can.

I wish I loved everyone I see.

[Joey]

Granted, but your robot servant does not make the difference between the fridge and the trash can.

I wish I loved everyone I see.

Granted, but nothing loves you back.
I wish I was a wish so I could wish for myself.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but your wish is corrupted.

I wish I had no corruption in my life.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but you create a neverending downward spiral of me breaking the rules of this game and not corrupting your wish.


I wish for the ability of flight.

[alexeratops]

Granted but you have two ugly bat wings.

I wish I always knew the perfect gift to get someone for holidays.

[PumperKrickel]

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[Soopairik]

Granted, but only experiences where you're at the dentist.

I wish I could become ruler of my neighborhood.

[IrritatorRaji]

pardon the horrible image quality... and the even more terrible pun





I wish doing exercise was easy

[Ravonium]

Granted, but Soopairik the ruler becomes your weightlift


I wish for a way to become the leader of my neighbourhood, Now, I'm guessing you can't make a pun out of that one.

[IrritatorRaji]

You weren't very specific so I've just gone a head and assumed

Go forth and live your dreams





I wish I was great at cooking

[Ravonium]

First of all, I am still a leader there in the sense that I am the main authority in a group.
Also, the definition said a small musical group. That group doesn't look particularly small.


Anyways, your wish is granted without any terrible puns, but you are forced to be great at cooking near where you display dinosaur figures, thus causing them to warp.


I wish for a return to simple corruption. No more essays explaining how you've corrupted my wish for me.

[Halichoeres]

OMG this thread is gold right now. I love the neighborhood ruler, and SuperiorSpider's ruination of Christmas.

I wish for a return to simple corruption. No more essays explaining how you've corrupted my wish for me.

Granted, but now corruptions are done in mime.

I wish for Ravonium's reign over his neighborhood to be brief and hilarious.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but after his reign is over, he now reigns in YOUR neighborhood.

I wish the ability to alter the laws of physics.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, but the law of gravity is cancelled and everything now floats in the air.

I wish I could use teleportation to go werever I want.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but if an object happens to be in the place you teleport, your body fuses with that object.

I wish I could reverse global warming for good.