Corrupt a wish

[IrritatorRaji]

Wish granted, however you play so well that people are incredibly suspicious and accuse you of being fake. Many theories and "proof" articles and videos are made and the general public is convinced. You are forever branded a cheat
wow that got kinda dark

I wish I didn't have a phobia of planes (going abroad tomorrow, am super anxious )

[Soopairik]

Granted, but you now have a fear of the ground.

I wish I had a dog.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but the 'dog' turns out to be a group of wolf-dog hybrids that pack up on you.


I wish for a way to create anything out of thin air. 

[Joey]

Granted, but you end up making a bunch of prehistoric animal figures and end up and having no room in your house.

I wish I had enough money for old Battat figures...sigh

[Soopairik]

Granted, but your money is stored in Saudi Arabia.

I wish I had enough money to buy water.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but your money is in Zimbawean dollars.


I wish for a way to ban adverts that portray bacteria as nothing but poorly animated alien creatures that get killed in less than a minute.

[IrritatorRaji]

Wish granted! They are now portrayed as very well animated monstrous beasts that are killed about 2 minutes.

I'm craving Chinese food. I wish I had some tasty Chinese food right in front of me.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it contains dog meat.


I wish for a wish.

[Joey]

Your wish for a wish is granted, but your wish for a wish turns into a wish for a wish loop hole.

I wish I was a painting...because I want to feel expensive...

[Ravonium]

Your wish has been altered to the state "Granted", but you become a post-modern abstract painting


I wish for the end of this game

[Kaprosaurus]

Granted, but someone else will revive this game.

I wish i have enough money to have all Papo figures...

[Joey]

Granted, but you will still never be able to get the Brown Running Rex because no one sells it on EBay.

I wish Saurian the game would come out faster...

[Halichoeres]

I wish Saurian the game would come out faster...

Granted, but the only character you can play is Barney.

I wish my facial hair would only grow when I told it to.

[tyrantqueen]

Granted, but you end up with a monobrow in addition to everything you wanted.

I wish I owned a farm.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but the pigs eat all the other animals as part of a giant celebratory banquet


I wish for a way to make a dinosaur toy that is so accurate and detailed that the dinosaurs came back to life just to see it in all its glory.

[alexeratops]

Granted, but the government takes the dinosaurs and "studies" them, driving them to extinction again in less than 50 years.

I wish there was an easier way of telling people I collect dinosaur "toys" without it sounding stupid.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but you are now unable to ever type.

I wish I was the fastest typer in the world.

[Joey]

Granted, but you end up breaking all of your phalanges

I wish I was smart... (although come on, I used the term phalanges instead of fingers. Give me some credit...).

[Soopairik]

Granted, but in a wheelchair.

I wish I could swim in air.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I could swim in air.

Granted, but everyone else drowns.

I wish I had CT scan vision.