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Loon · March 02, 2018, 03:17:24 AM

The formula was made the frogs homosexual, Jones's greatest fear, and they threw him off of the flat earth, in a very fabulous way, mind you.

Ravonium · March 02, 2018, 07:43:52 AM

He then landed in an alternate version of the world where all his conspiracies were true and his snake oil actually worked on people. He then shouted "I told you that I was right, homosexual anuran globalist scum!". Soon, his crew came to the planet, including one familiar man called...

Loon · March 02, 2018, 08:25:07 AM

...Michael Eisner.

Soopairik · March 02, 2018, 11:34:41 PM

They all cheered and threw a massive party.

Unfortunately, in that universe, there was also an Alex Jones who was very smart and intelligent, unlike ours.

Archosauria · April 13, 2018, 11:53:12 PM

But it was at this moment that Isildur, son of the King, took up his fathers sword...

DinoToyForum · April 14, 2018, 12:45:48 AM

...and cried out: "Enough of this! Gather around one and all, for I wish to tell you a story". And so, he began...

QuetzalcoatlusKing · April 14, 2018, 02:53:18 PM

He said "Once upon a time, when me and your mom were in my bedroom....

Archosauria · April 14, 2018, 07:50:02 PM

"We were playing a good game of Battle Ship..."

Ravonium · April 14, 2018, 08:13:56 PM

"...and then you won, now end this awful story.", said Ravonium, as he went into this thread and got angry my (and a few others') amazing story was stopped in favor of that awful story. "Now, if I may speak", said Ravo again, "I will start a better story: One day, Dr. Admin went onto the DTF and saw the most horrifying thing he ever saw..."

Archosauria · April 14, 2018, 08:20:27 PM

All the reviews, topics and posts had vanished without a trace...

Ravonium · April 14, 2018, 08:25:17 PM

No-one knew why; some blamed long-gone members who were seeking revenge, others blamed hackers, however the true reason was found to simply be server issues caused by...

DinoToyForum · April 14, 2018, 10:02:08 PM

...the millennium bug.

Ravonium · April 14, 2018, 10:10:42 PM

But it was only the year 2036, so there is no way the millenium bug could have been there as a mistake that only got noticed now. This was where it was found out that a certain man called Ajit Pai had been tampering with the forum source code so that the forum charged a ransom, now that net neutrality was abolished. When his name was revealed, Dr. Admin decided to...

Soopairik · April 15, 2018, 08:17:05 PM

Do nothing.

Ravonium · April 15, 2018, 08:25:24 PM

This led to a second overthrowing of the admin. The new admin would be whoever posted next in the thread, and that member was called...

DinoToyForum · April 15, 2018, 08:32:30 PM

Dinotoyforum

Ravonium · April 15, 2018, 09:30:07 PM

Quote from: dinotoyforum on April 15, 2018, 08:32:30 PM
Dinotoyforum

Alright, you win. Now let me continue on from Reply 63 (as I originally intended to in Reply 68).

He decided to throw a laser beam at anyone he thought of as sheep, until someone stopped him. This hero was the one and the only...

DinoToyForum · April 15, 2018, 10:25:22 PM

Dinotoyforum. But Ravonium was not happy about this, not happy at all. And so, after much deliberation, Ravonium resolved to take matters into his own hands and...

Archosauria · April 16, 2018, 05:08:43 AM

Go to Diary Queen.

Ravonium · April 16, 2018, 07:31:39 AM

That was until he realised that Dairy Queen didn't exist in his country. He then did the right thing and banned Dinotoyforum and Archosauria from posting in this thread, but according to Dinotoyforum, everyone was Dinotoyforum, so his plan didn't work, so then he decided to hold a contest dedicated to...

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