Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted. It's delivered through your window, tied to a cinder block.

I wish the train between Los Angeles and Chicago took less than two days.

Granted. But in one of those cities, you find a cinderblock, the one that will eventually be thrown into the house alongside an addon of a JW model. But the problem is this cinderblock was found near a construction sight for an children'shospital. After realizing the cinderblock was missing, the builders decide the hospital cannot and will not be built.

I wish figurine paint or detail didn't wear off

Granted, but only because Figures of all sorts no longer have any paint or significant detail.

I wish

[Halichoeres]

Granted, [                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ]

I wish I could break dance.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted you get arrested for breaking the skull of my neighbor Dan(ce)

I wish be musically gifted

[Lynx]

Granted you get arrested for breaking the skull of my neighbor Dan(ce)

I wish be musically gifted

Granted, but your musically gifted in the Kazoo and the Kazoo only.

I wish for a slightly better version of Popcorn

[DinoFan2010]

Granted, but anyone who eats it dies of that one brain-eating amoeba.
I wish for the Hasbro Dino Hybrid Spinosaurus.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, you now have a Hasbro figure.


I wish to never have stomach pains again

[Megalosaurus]

I wish to never have stomach pains again

Granted. But now you have chronic migraine.

I wish I could time travel at will.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you can never take anyone with you. You become unmoored from your present, with all your relationships becoming detached and meaningless.

I wish for an international crackdown on bootleg figures.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but now people make hybrid figures that cannot be considered mere bootlegs (looking at you TNG Cryolophosaurus)

I wish I could wish I could wish

[Lynx]

Granted but now people make hybrid figures that cannot be considered mere bootlegs (looking at you TNG Cryolophosaurus)

I wish I could wish I could wish

Granted, you granted you granted

I wish for algebra to not be a thing

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but now people make hybrid figures that cannot be considered mere bootlegs (looking at you TNG Cryolophosaurus)

I wish I could wish I could wish

Granted, you granted you granted

I wish for algebra to not be a thing

Granted, humans are were we were in the stone age.

I wsih Lynx was forced to do Precalculus so he can realize how much he will miss algebra

[Halichoeres]

Granted, now Lynx is equipped to do all kinds of interesting things, like measure the height of distant mountains without moving from a sunny spot, or build a solar cooker, or decompose angles into their components. What power!

I wish the burrito place near my office hadn't closed.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but now everything has shrimp in it because Forest Gump reboot came out.


I wish I can use the force to grab things

[Lynx]

Granted, but there is a chance of dropping them within 1 to 60 minutes after you grab it. In addition, a crab appears in your house every time you drop something.

I wish people stopped making the South Carolina flag a light blue instead of dark blue

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but now the US flag is light blue.

I wish to good do on my Precalculus Exam

[Primeval12]

Granted but you fail all the other tests

I wish for Primeval to get revived.

[Lynx]

Granted, its now a 2D animation spinoff that is 2 frames per second with multiple retcons and voiceacting like someone in a  voicecall with poor reception.

I wish for a whiteboard

[DinoFan2010]

Granted but it's one with a picture of the Papo Concavenator and only invisibile ink can be used on it, and with no uv light able to work with it.
I wish for a Fierce Changers T.rex/Jeep

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it pinches your fingers.

I wish that 'like' buttons had never been invented.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but it pinches your fingers.

I wish that 'like' buttons had never been invented.

granted, we make dislike buttons.

I wish nobody sat nezt to me on the bus