Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but theycan understand what they are saying
Basically what i mean is that instead of barking or roaring or what ever noise, you'd only hear what sounds like human screaming
Shoot, it wasn't showing for some reason

I wish this error stopped happening

[Subduction]

( @Stegotyranno420
I think you forgot to wish for something at the end of your post!)

[Stegotyranno420]

fixed it , wasnt showing for some reason
thanks

[Subduction]

Granted, but now the DTF experiences errors far worse than the one you dealt with.

I wish being an adult wasn't so difficult.

[indohyus]

Granted, but getting to adulthood is much harder.

I wish my dog would stop licking the wall.

[Loon]

Granted, but now the wall starts licking your dog.

I wish I could get this freaking room painted.

[indohyus]

Granted but then the walls become cracked and need plastering.

I wish my memory was better.

[Loon]

Granted, but that means you can never forget.

I wish it wasn't so darn cold.

[Lynx]

Granted, but now it is boiling hot.

I wish I could have a pet microraptor.

[indohyus]

Granted but it's feral.

I wish my memory was better.

[Stegotyranno420]

It already is, remember?

I wish people didn't always get so "EmOtIONaL"

[Subduction]

Granted, but now everyone becomes indifferent and cold-hearted to everything.

I wish my brother would look for a job.

[indohyus]

It already is, remember?

Oh yeah, I forgot!

Granted, but as a result, you never see him.

I wish the new Ben 10 was any good.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's moved to one of those streaming platforms that only carries content from a single corporation, so you have to pay $15 a month to see it. And they only release one episode every other month.

I wish for self-replenishing printer ink cartridges.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but the printers would break down because of that and you would have to buy a computer every time the ink cartridges were refilled. It would be your financial ruin.

I wish to have breakfast, tomorrow some toast with bread and tomato and a coffee. Actually I'm going to take it tomorrow, yes or yes, during my break from work. It's going to be a great day.

[indohyus]

Granted but it's covered in mold.

I wish I understood bitcoin

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you become an obnoxious, nihilistic blockchain evangelist and without even leaving the house you generate as much carbon pollution as if you'd driven a Hummer to Vladivostok and back.

I wish for one last snow before spring.

[indohyus]

Granted but it's so much you become trapped in your home.

I wish I could find a time capsule.

[Halichoeres]

I'm on the 7th floor, so that would be a prodigious quantity of snow!

Granted, but the time capsule was made by someone who believed the myth that Twinkies have an indefinite shelf life. You open it to a puff of mold spores.

I wish all my friends would stop having children; I just was feeling proud of myself for having finally learned all their significant others' names.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, they are kidnapping chidlren isntead

I wish those mangar/manga/mago/whatever books never existed