Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but then you become even less willing to get back to work

I wish humanity reverted to hunter gatherer society, but with the same technology of today
For example you see what seems like a Tribal hunter, but he's wearing jordans and has a iPhone and takes a picture of the caribou he didn't care about.
He texts on whatsapp to his friend "ooga booga" but his friend says "Michael, don't ever talk like that again"

[JPuggy]

Granted, but all the animals are poisonous

I wish movies would stop making so many trailers

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but nobody knows what's coming out, the movies all fail at the box office, and henceforth movies are only available through streaming services. They are all made with the cheapest possible CG to cut costs.

I wish for an inexhaustible supply of plums.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but people hunt you down for them plums


I wish my class and teacher understood phylogenetics, and didnt call me a delusional idiotic narcissist

[Halichoeres]

Granted, your teacher understands nothing but phylogenetics, neglecting all of the more practical things you might be learning in junior high.

I wish for Abe Vigoda eyebrows.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you get Russel Peters Nose, Gabriel Iglesias Body, and David Peters Brain

I wish schools thought more about paleontology and animals

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they only discuss tooth taxa.

I wish fossil taxa would require a specific amount of fossil material to be classified and named.

[Stegotyranno420]

Thats too good to corrupt *salutes*


I wish those tyrannosaurus fanboys were more tolerant whenever you say something good about ANY other dinosaur.
This is coming from a T rex fan myself.

[indohyus]

Granted, they say nothing and the chats go dead.

I wish I could get a full Mandalorian suit.

[Lynx]

Granted, but it's at the expense of your sanity and all your interpersonal relationships.

I wish spring break were two weeks.

(Had none to begin with)

Granted, but now you are being stalked by stans who think you are the real Mandalorian.

I wish people would stop discussing dino fights that would and could not happen irl. (For example, spino v rex)

[Stegotyranno420]

Aw come on! Anyways, then people don't care bout paleontology no more
I wish I could help cheer up Moe Syzlak

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but the only thing that cheers him up is seeking brutal, vicious revenge on prank callers. You're conscripted into that brutality.

I wish stadiums weren't allowed to have parking lots.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but it would mean the ruin of the stadiums and the loss of a lot of jobs.


I wish I could eat all the raw garlic I wanted without burning my mouth and without constantly having to drink water.

[indohyus]

Granted, but your breath can now reduce people to bone.

I wish games wouldn't eat so much of my data roaming.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, they merely occupy all your attention, and you walk into lots of light poles and signposts.

I wish I had eversible gills.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but the goverment kidnaps you for this power

I wish i hadn't broken my wrists

[indohyus]

Granted, you have broken ankles!

I wish hair cuts cost less.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but only for you and only because you go mostly bald.

I wish it were easier to get tropical fruits in temperate countries.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, but there is now only one tropical fruit, and the only fruit in existence.

I wish that wolves could be viably re-introduced to the UK.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but it costs the uk too much for some reason
I wish people will stop overatting late cretaceous theropods like Tyrannosaurus stop underrating anything before cretaceous(including paleozoic)