Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but you got to be Noah II according to the Old Testament

I wish people realized vaccines are important and stop trying to demonize them

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but you got to be Noah II according to the Old Testament

I wish people realized vaccines are important and stop trying to demonize them

granted, they instead demonize capital letters.

i wish i could write in capital letters again

[Stegotyranno420]

GRANTED BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS


I WISH DILBERT GOT ANOTHER SEASON OR TWO

[indohyus]

Granted, but it becomes stale and repetitive.

I wish I had a reclining sofa.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but it will only recline when you are not on it.

I wish to have a pet Mononykus

[GojiraGuy1954]

GRANTED, IT'S A DEAD ONE BECAUSE MONONYKUS IS EXTINCT

I WISH FOR A BILLION LIONS

[indohyus]

Granted, they eat you and have to be exterminated.

I wish I could find sugar free ramune.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's sweetened with mannitol and sorbitol, so you must remain very close to a toilet every time you drink it.

I wish everyone involved in the making of the Jurassic World movies would retire from filmmaking immediately and forever.

[indohyus]

Granted, leading to a mass retirement of makers of other good  movies too.

I wish I could knit.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you become obsessed with knitting a life-sized map of Britain, to the consternation of all around you.

I wish I could toggle back and forth between compound and refractive eyes.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but its out of your control and is frequently the opposite of what you need it to be.

I wish for a spiny dogfish.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you handle it incautiously and injure yourself on its venomous dorsal spines.

I wish for all the round gobies in the Great Lakes to spontaneously swim into a ballast tank bound for the Black Sea.

[JPuggy]

Granted, but now there's another invasive species.


I wish my foot would heal.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you break your wrist afterwards

I wish for the majority of invertabrates(only leaving behind the essentials) to become extinct

[indohyus]

Granted, the colour of the world dies as most pollinators go.

I wish Star Wars Black series cost less.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

I collect those too but a game is a game...

Granted but that's because they start doing all of them at 4.5" scale.

I wish that I hadn't sold my Star Wars Rebels Black Series Series figures.

[JPuggy]

Granted, but instead you sold your Clone Wars Black series

I wish lego was cheaper

[indohyus]

Granted, but the quality becomes sloppy.

I wish I could have a figure of every species from the Walking With...... series.

[Stegotyranno420]

granted but now you are broke

I wish we will know about the Minoan "linear A" script and the messages they wrote

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but those messages announce an irreversible and catastrophic end of the universe and we would all end up committing suicide out of despair.


I wish I could give me time to read and understand all the books in the history of mankind.