Corrupt a wish

[indohyus]

Granted, no one cares about any of it any more.

I wish I could see the cherry trees in Japan.

[Lynx]

Granted, but people call them blood trees, go on a rampage, and burn/cut them all down.

I wish we knew more about dino coloration.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, they're all in bright neon colors. Lots of very emotional men complain that it makes them less cool.

I wish all my clothes were wrinkle-proof.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but they are all clothing that makes you look like a Jurassic park fan crossed with comic book guy, and all you ever say is "worst reconstruction ever"


I wish people will stop bringing up social and political issues into everything

[Halichoeres]

Granted, social and political issues get no attention. Injustice reigns.

I wish the dishes washed themselves.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but by washing those dishes by themselves, they would end up having their own movement and they would go on vacation so you would have to buy new dishes.

I wish there were neither arthritis nor osteoarthritis.

[indohyus]

Granted, but it leads to far worse diseases instead.

I wish I could learn to fly.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but your arms grew into wings and making you incapable of doing anything with them, you also cannot fold the. To reach your mouth.

I wish that Godzilla vs Kong had waited to release until cinemas were open again, and released there.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but everybody loses hype because the trailers had been going for so long

I wish for the monsterverse to continue for a long time and be successful with the same level of quality

[MLMjp]

Granted, but when it ends, everything related to Godzilla and Kong will be erased from existence and forgotten forever. (I surely wouldn't want that)

I wish there was store that had all the collectibles that I wanted and offered multiple, fully customizable, payment options (Pay later, pay in advance, split payment).

[indohyus]

Granted, but it only trades in Russia.

I wish I was better with seafood.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but you're so good with it that you cause the extinction of herring, resulting in an oceanic trophic cascade.

I wish all windows were bird-collision-proof.

[Lynx]

Granted, now every window shatters with the slightest brush.

I wish that scientists will be able to create the Chickensaurus

[Halichoeres]

Granted, it becomes an immensely popular pet, so popular, in fact, that most cat and dog owners dump their pets on the roadside to make room for them. With the sudden influx of carnivores, ecological disaster ensues.

I wish for custom built-in hardwood bookcases.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but it costs you your collection

ਈ ਵਿਸ਼ ਯੂ ਊਂਡਰਸਟੂਡੀ ਇੰਗਲਿਸ਼ ਇਨ ਗੁਰਮੁਖੀ ਸਕਰਿਪਟ

[Halichoeres]

Granted but you lose the ability to understand spoken English AND spoken Punjabi.

I wish people wouldn't plant those foul-smelling pear trees.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, pears go extinct

I wish for the 19 dollar fortnite card

[indohyus]

Granted, but it cost twice the price and turns out to be fake.

I wish I didn't snore

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but you sleep walk instead.

I wish that people didn't demonize sharks

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but you sleep walk instead.

I wish that people didn't demonize sharks

Granted, but only because they decide to exterminate all sharks.

I wish for a flood