Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but they get too focused tracking everyone in here instead of making figurines.

I wish I was able to go hunting, but in a simulator machine that requires physical movements and feels like real life but none harmed

Granted; This machine releases so much Co2 into the atmosphere that every species on earth dies out at once. You Monster.

I wish for Safari ltd

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted;The company produces so many figures and the factories releases so much Co2 into the atmosphere that every species on earth dies out at once. You Monster.

I wish for people to stop acting like Shrek is the best movie series

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted;The company produces so many figures and the factories releases so much Co2 into the atmosphere that every species on earth dies out at once. You Monster.

I wish for people to stop acting like Shrek is the best movie series

Granted. They stop acting, and start being sincere about it.

I wish Stegotyranno made a better corruption to my last wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted;The company produces so many figures and the factories releases so much Co2 into the atmosphere that every species on earth dies out at once. You Monster.

I wish for people to stop acting like Shrek is the best movie series

Granted. They stop acting, and start being sincere about it.

I wish Stegotyranno made a better corruption to my last wish

Granted,  but that causes stegotyranno to build a machine that releases so much Co2 into the atmosphere that every species on earth dies out at once. You Monster. 
I wish I could go to the wild Pacific Northwest safely

[indohyus]

Granted, but there is now nothing to do. And no toilets!!!!!

I wish there was a Gavinn and Stacey stage show.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's a one-person show starring William Shatner.

I wish children and their parents had better taste in dinosaur toys.

[JPuggy]

Granted, all good companies are out of stock


I wish people would stop hating games like Fortnite

[Halichoeres]

Wasn't aware people hated them, but granted: now people hate the player, not the game.

I wish I knew more about optics.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but all your knowledge of ichnology would be erased from your memory.


I wish that children's fictional characters existed in real life.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, first up are the child-eating giants from Roald Dahl's The BFG. They decimate Earth's children.

I wish ceiling fans were sturdy enough to support rotational living room gymnastics.

[Strepsodus]

Granted, but it's because the floor is lava.

I wish Safari recognized the quality in their figures and stop marketing them as "child's toys". I mean seriously look at their website, the first picture you see is a playing baby.

[Stegotyranno420]

Seriously, yeah, I really wish these companies realized their formalness in the quality. I wish they still were "more than just toys" but hey whatever makes the most money becomes the target.
Oh yeah, granted but prices go way up and become resin.


I wish i didn't not have to worry about no snow in Yosemite during February.  Gee, its literally sunny there right now according to google weather. No snow...

[Strepsodus]

Granted, but now there's too much snow and all the animals migrate away. On a different note, at least Safari's figure quality didn't go down with their standards. Some of the Carnegie figures look crude compared to their current releases, and they seem to have forgotten who they are.

I wish that Safari made a Dino Dana Pterodaustro

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but it would be the only ptedodaustro a company would ever make and in this case it would be poor quality, small, and brittle material.

I wish that climate change would be solved.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, the solution turns out to be mostly minor lifestyle changes and relaxing zoning codes, but most people can't be bothered to make the changes voluntarily and governments are too craven to alter incentive structures in meaningful ways. Oh wait. . .

I wish Kaiyodo would resurrect its Dinotales line to its ca. 2001 glory with all new sculpts and taxa.

[indohyus]

Granted, but it is far too expensive now.

I wish it snowed more often where I live.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted it snows all the time constantly and no one can leave the building they are in.

I wish for wolves, bears and moose to be back in the wild in the UK.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you know who else also comes back to Britain? The Picts, Romans, Anglo Saxons, and Normans. Who knows, maybe they are fun at parties. Oh yes and the dogs breed with wolves to form a super race of feral dogs that wreck havoc.

I wish I had the power to rearrange matter into anything I want, wherever I want, whenever I want, for ever I want

[indohyus]

Granted, but you can't stop doing it.

I wish the wind would die down a bit.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but you realize that you needed the high wind but now you can't have it

I wish I could choose to block sounds when I sleep