Corrupt a wish

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you have to give up all your socks for it, and buy new socks.

I wish I can make it rain apple cider.

Granted, but it makes all water across the whole world become apple cider too, with catastrophic consequences for all life on earth.

I wish that nothing would ever happen that could make me feel sadness.

[alexeratops]

Granted, but you have to give up all your socks for it, and buy new socks.

I wish I can make it rain apple cider.

Granted, but it makes all water across the whole world become apple cider too, with catastrophic consequences for all life on earth.

I wish that nothing would ever happen that could make me feel sadness.

Granted, but you never hear about your family members' deaths.

I wish that I could get a phone that never runs out of battery life.

[Killekor]

Granted, but you have to give up all your socks for it, and buy new socks.

I wish I can make it rain apple cider.

Granted, but it makes all water across the whole world become apple cider too, with catastrophic consequences for all life on earth.

I wish that nothing would ever happen that could make me feel sadness.

Granted, but you never hear about your family members' deaths.

I wish that I could get a phone that never runs out of battery life.

Granted, but you can't do anything with it

I wish to find a good, new (and in italian) dinosaur enciclopedia

Killekor

[Megalosaurus]

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I wish to find a good, new (and in italian) dinosaur enciclopedia

Killekor

Granted, but you loose your eyes and there's not a braile edition.

I wish this game ends now.

[Silvanusaurus]

[...]
I wish to find a good, new (and in italian) dinosaur enciclopedia

Killekor

Granted, but you loose your eyes and there's not a braile edition.

I wish this game ends now.

Granted, but now I'm starting another game that is exactly the same, thusly:

I wish I had a really nice, ornate clock that always keeps perfect time.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but the ticking sound is as loud of as an airplane engine, hurting your ears.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

Also @Megalosaurus Geez, no need to be so negative.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

Granted, but everyone else is granted 40/20 vision, so you are at a disadvantage in sports.

I wish the US penny would be removed from circulation.

[Megalosaurus]

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I wish the US penny would be removed from circulation.

Granted, but now there's a new "Tinny" coin which values 1/1000 of dollar.

I wish to be more fit.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you have to run 50 miles a day for 4 years before it can happen.

I wish the Safari Kronosaurus and the Collecta Kronosaurus were best friends, despite their differences.

[BlueKrono]

Granted, but they start a race war against the long-necked plesiosaurs, leading to WWIII.

I wish my bathroom would clean itself.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but the cleaner your bathroom is, the dirtier your kitchen will be.

I wish a Triceratops protected my house.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but it protects just the house itself from everybody, including you, and uses lethal force to do so.
I wish I did not feel human emotion.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but in order to do that you have to be a hippo.

I wish I could win any debate.

[alexeratops]

Granted, but in order to do that you have to be a hippo.

I wish I could win any debate.

Granted, but you have to bribe the other person with however much money they desire to do so.

I wish I could draw theropod feet better.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but only when you're drunk.

I wish Gravity Falls had a season 3.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but only when you're drunk.

I wish Gravity Falls had a season 3.

Granted, but it completely jumps the shark; the entire show is re-cast with amateurish actors, the narrative becomes simply a shameless vehicle for product placement, it is written and directed by a 12 year old boy, all the english dialogue has to be dubbed really badly because the actors originally performed it in a mix of french and chinese, and the whole thing is narrated by an incredibly bored Brad Pitt.

I wish it was revealed that all plants actually have sentience and intelligence far exceeding that of human-kind, and have actually been gradually farming us for millions of years, ready for the eventual 'harvest'.

[Halichoeres]

I wish it was revealed that all plants actually have sentience and intelligence far exceeding that of human-kind, and have actually been gradually farming us for millions of years, ready for the eventual 'harvest'.

Granted, and they enslave you and task you with the butchery of your friends, family, and neighbors.

I wish I could shape-shift.

[alexeratops]

I wish it was revealed that all plants actually have sentience and intelligence far exceeding that of human-kind, and have actually been gradually farming us for millions of years, ready for the eventual 'harvest'.

Granted, and they enslave you and task you with the butchery of your friends, family, and neighbors.

I wish I could shape-shift.

Granted, but it only happens when you're in very important situations (i.e. job interviews, dates).

I wish that the paint app would be perfect on the teeth of every theropod dinosaur figure I own.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but the app only works if you're in Saudi Arabia on alternate leap days.

I wish I made a million dollars every day.

[GasmaskMax]

I wish I made a million dollars every day.
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Granted, but inflation from all that money makes it worth absolutely nothing.
I wish to be turned into a velociraptor in my sleep and then enslaved by greedy people and put in a petting zoo.