Corrupt a wish

[Ravonium]

Your wish has been officially altered to the state that is called "Granted" for you, the user called Soopairik, but...


...you then start global cooling, causing a major snowstorm worldwide that kills everyone.


I wish for a game rule that means that you have to write more than "Granted" when granting a wish.

[IrritatorRaji]

Wish granted! To write more than "granted" is now an official rule!
But you know what they say.... rules are there to be broken

I wish I could sculpt

[Halichoeres]

I wish I could sculpt

Wish granted, but you lose your other skills and you have a compulsive drive to only sculpt human feet.

I wish the previous tenant of my apartment would stop getting her parcels delivered to me.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, but from now on, she yells at you every morning during two whole hours for not getting her parcels delivered her to you.

I wish I had my own computer.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but it's from the 90's with no Internet.

I wish I had an old computer that doesn't work.

[Megalosaurus]

Granted, but it's from the 90's with no Internet.

I wish I had an old computer that doesn't work.

Granted, but its full of spider eggs inside. Then they hatch and enter in your nose and ears at night!!!

I wish I can find Ammethyst cristals in my next expedition.

[IrritatorRaji]

I wish I can find Ammethyst cristals in my next expedition.

Wish granted, your next expedition will be to the Amazon, good luck!



I wish I could speak fluent Spanish

[Soopairik]

Granted, but only when you're driving while drunk.

I wish I could turn the concept of "hatred" into physical objects

[QuetzalcoatlusKing]

Granted, But those physical objects are children.
I wish to have every dinosaur toy ever made!

[Soopairik]

Granted, but you have to pay for them all. You go severely into debt.

I wish all nations were suddenly debt-free.

[Halichoeres]

I wish all nations were suddenly debt-free.

I don't really want to corrupt that one! But in the spirit of the game, granted, but without debt-induced austerity measures, there's minor global inflation.

I wish there were good Ethiopian food in my neighborhood.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but all other cuisines are wiped out on your entire continent.

I wish I could the power to teleport two people to each other's locations.

[EmperorDinobot]

Granted, but now you talk out of your nose.


I wish I had a partner.

[QuetzalcoatlusKing]

Granted, but your partner looks like two face, the batman villain. I wish there was no such thing as the middle east

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but your partner looks like two face, the batman villain. I wish there was no such thing as the middle east

Granted; algebra (from Arabic al-jabr or الجبر) was never invented and modern science never really took form.

I wish Daylight Savings Time were abolished.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it ends up being replaced by Daylight Wastings Time, where the clocks get drawn back by one hour.



I wish for CollectA to make next year's extant releases all non-mammals and non-big herbivore/predator mammals.

[EmperorDinobot]

Granted, but it ends up being replaced by Daylight Wastings Time, where the clocks get drawn back by one hour.



I wish for CollectA to make next year's extant releases all non-mammals and non-big herbivore/predator mammals.

Granted, but they decide to take a page from Schleich's playbook and they make them absolutely horrendous.

I wish Papo, Schleich and Universal actually gave a hoot about scientific accuracy.

[QuetzalcoatlusKing]

granted, but they are so accurate they look inaccurate because they represent our future vision of Dinosaurs, and they look horrendous to modern eyes.

I wish Disney took over the world and made world peace...

[Quen]

Granted, but as your corporate overlords, they only allow you to display extreme cheerfulness in public, and the punishment is getting trapped on the It's a Small World ride for hours on end.

I wish I could eat ice cream for every meal without having to suffer any negative health consequences.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but now you cannot eat vegetables without passing gas every 2 seconds.

I wish I could become the CEO of Apple, NASA, and Disney.