Corrupt a wish

[Ravonium]

Granted, but being the CEO of all 3 companies at one, you are told by your Disney colleagues that you should pressure Apple and NASA to make their products in the shape of Mickey Mouse.




I wish for there to a decent shop in my area for animal and dino figurines.

[Kaprosaurus]

Granted,but they only sell knockoffs,and due to that,they were called a fraud and they went bankrupt and closed.

I wish there was a way to make baby animals to stay as infants forever

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted, but this experiment has been done to humans and there are now human infants everywhere which cause hospitals to bankrupt.

I wish dodos could be back in our world.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but they are all eaten again within a year.

I wish I could eat a turkey.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I could eat a turkey.

Granted, but its ghost haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish formaldehyde smelled like a spring day.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it causes an epidemic of people sniffing it to get high, leading to the deaths of many.


I wish for myself to become a reflection of my species' high rank on the tier list.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but due to communism, everyone is equal.

I wish all Free Market Capitalists, Welfare Capitalists, Socialists, and Communists made their own countries so everyone can exist in peace without harming each other.

[MoarCrossovers]

Granted, but war eventually breaks out due to control of resources and millions are killed.


I wish I would understand what animals were thinking.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but the horrifying thoughts they have prevent you from ever having another night of restful sleep.

I wish I'd worn my snow boots to work today.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but you'd get fired for not following uniform guidelines.


I wish for a entire line of obscure mammals, living and extinct, just to spite those who say that mammals are all overrepresented.

[MoarCrossovers]

Granted, but they suffer from horrible QC.

I wish that spiders would stay as far away from me as possible.

[Halichoeres]

@Ravonium: if they were obscure, I wouldn't even mind.

@MoarCrossovers: Granted, but only because they're afraid of the scorpions that are all over you.

I wish I had mad Etch-a-Sketch skills.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but you lose all other art skills.



I wish for whoever decided to start construction on an Aldi a few streets away from my house to be fired.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but your dad is hired as the replacement.

I wish I could become that giant feather covered monster that devours people whole in Ravonium's signature.

[Ravonium]

I wish I could become that giant feather covered monster that devours people whole in Ravonium's signature.

Granted, but you end up being shot by a group of people claiming that they are 'bringing world peace'



I wish for this game to apply to real life.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but you misfire and shoot some innocent tigers.

I wish the polar bears would not eat me.

[Megalosaurus]

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I wish the polar bears would not eat me.

Granted. But the leopard seals eats you.

I wish that I win 1th place in this years DTB Diorama contest.

[Ravonium]

I wish that I win 1th place in this years DTB Diorama contest.

Granted, but you have to let me win 2nd place.




I wish for Soopairik's encounter with the polar bears to be successful, now that they won't bite him.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but I never meet them to begin with, rendering the power useless.

I wish I have the power of math.

[QuetzalcoatlusKing]

Granted but it is all useless math that will only be used as a Math Teacher and not A SINGLE OTHER JOB.


I wish to become a Kryptonian.