Corrupt a wish

[Soopairik]

Granted, but you trip the following day and break your nose.

I wish I have the power of chemistry.

[QuetzalcoatlusKing]

Granted, but you trip the following day and break your nose.

I wish I have the power of chemistry.

Thought you would say I died on Krypton but okay.

Granted, but you  only know how to make a baking soda volcanoe

[Soopairik]

And what is your wish>?

[QuetzalcoatlusKing]

And what is your wish>?

Oh, yeah. I wish I could become a dinosaur at will

[Halichoeres]

And what is your wish>?

Oh, yeah. I wish I could become a dinosaur at will

Granted, but every time you do so the nearest person becomes a larger, more ferocious dinosaur.

I wish for mastery of all musical instruments.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but you still cannot compete against the throat singers of Mongolia.


I wish for a new roll of tape.

[Halichoeres]

I wish for a new roll of tape.

Granted, but the adhesive is so powerful that your fingers get stuck in it until you grow new skin and slough it off.


I wish I could drink as much coffee as I wanted without getting coffee breath.

[Shonisaurus]

My most beloved desires would be to live in prehistory but that protected by a bubble that would prevent me from being attacked by dinosaurs and prehistoric animals. That is to say, being a time traveler, but having no need to eat, sleep or any physiological need or physical, psychic or spiritual pain and never grow old to be eternal in that world of prehistory.

Another perhaps less utopian desire would be to dream when I lie dreaming of my loved ones and ancestors who have abandoned me especially with my mother and who advised me as best as possible, to forgive me all the damage and mistakes I made against them in life and who are in a good place with God. That would be a great dream. Unfortunately, when a loved one dies, it disappears from my dreams, it does not appear again definitively. I think they are angry with me because I do not dream about them.


On the other hand, another desire is that all incurable diseases (rare diseases, cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, cardiovascular diseases, mental illnesses) disappear, that politics, war and death disappear by asking that there be no lack.

[Ravonium]

I wish I could drink as much coffee as I wanted without getting coffee breath.

Granted, but the companies that make the coffee lace their beans with a drug that, while removing the breath, also increases your risk of testicular cancer, leading to conspiracy theorists claiming that they're actually putting it in for population control.

Now that it is coming close, I will try to wish for Christmas again.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but Christmas two times a year will get so much on peoples' nerves that they will stop it all together.

On the other hand, another desire is that all incurable diseases (rare diseases, cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, cardiovascular diseases, mental illnesses) disappear, that politics, war and death disappear by asking that there be no lack.

Granted, but it will cost everything.


I wish for Devil Dinosaur: The Movie!

[Ravonium]

I wish for Devil Dinosaur: The Movie!

Granted, but they choose the entire cast of The Room for the movie, causing it to be a box office bomb.

I wish I could get the rest of the new PNSO minis.

[alexeratops]

Wish granted, but you have to sacrifice all of the ones you already have.

I wish for Mothra not to die in Godzilla 2.

[Halichoeres]

I wish for Mothra not to die in Godzilla 2.

Granted. Instead Mothra's wingbeats attract a giant intergalactic bat, which drowns New York in space guano.

I wish I had winter boots that morphed into outfit-appropriate normal shoes the moment I stepped foot indoors.

[alexeratops]

I wish I had winter boots that morphed into outfit-appropriate normal shoes the moment I stepped foot indoors.

Granted, but every other piece of clothing on your body does the opposite.

I wish that my pet lizard would just eat his vegetables every once in a while.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but he eats twice the amount of non-vegetable food on other days.

I wish for a new up-to-date paleo-documentary that ends up being as influential as WWD.

[Halichoeres]

I wish for a new up-to-date paleo-documentary that ends up being as influential as WWD.

Granted, but the toy tie-in, after releasing amazing promo pics, never actually gets released, as the manufacturer judges that the market is already saturated. The molds and prototypes are destroyed.

I wish I had a few more opsins and could see a broader spectrum of color.

[Shonisaurus]

That Collecta, Safari, Papo, Schleich, PNSO, Rebor, Beasts of the Mesozoic, Vitae, Soutlands Replicas, Favorite, Kaiyodo, Sega and other brands will commercialize in 2020 all the dinosaur species and prehistoric and extinct animals of all times in mini format, in medium format and in large format and that would please all collectors and children.

In short, they would have to be working in these companies twenty-four hours a day.

[Ravonium]

I wish I had a few more opsins and could see a broader spectrum of color.

Granted, but this results in every figure you currently owned looking awful, leading to you throwing away a large proportion of your collection (a lot of which are the figures you liked the most) in a fit of rage. By the time you realise this and regret your actions, you end up in an inescapable state of depression and self loathing. This is so bad that you have to quit your job, which only exacerbates your problems. Eventually, you are so mentally unstable that you end up trying to destroy your apartment for the same reason. This causes you to be evicted and sent to a mental hospital, where you spend the rest of your (now fairly short) life.

That Collecta, Safari, Papo, Schleich, PNSO, Rebor, Beasts of the Mesozoic, Vitae, Soutlands Replicas, Favorite, Kaiyodo, Sega and other brands will commercialize in 2020 all the dinosaur species and prehistoric and extinct animals of all times in mini format, in medium format and in large format and that would please all collectors and children.

Granted, but this becomes so much of a priority that this comes at the cost of the companies' figures becoming more inaccurate.


I wish that CollectA would exploit the potential of their tubes more, now that Safari Ltd. is now awfully repainting (then retiring) their interesting toobs.

[Joe the Spinosaurus]

Granted, but the figures in all of them are extremely flimsy and melt after being left in the light for over five minutes.

I wish that Safari would make a good Spinosaurus figure.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it ends up not selling well and retiring within 1 year of release.

I wish PNSO includes at least one Mesozoic mammal in their next lineup of minis.