Corrupt a wish

[Halichoeres]

I wish I had cactus powers

I am not even sure what that means, but I think I can still corrupt it. Granted, but nobody will ever be willing to touch you again for fear of being stabbed by your spines.

I wish my neighbor would clean the lint trap out of the (shared) dryer after washing blankets that his cat sleeps on.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but he makes you clean the cat's litter tray.

I wish Vitae would release that Plioplatecarpus they teased quite a while ago.

[Brocc21]

I wish I had cactus powers

I am not even sure what that means, but I think I can still corrupt it.
Granted, but nobody will ever be willing to touch you again for fear of being stabbed by your spines.

I wish my neighbor would clean the lint trap out of the (shared) dryer after washing blankets that his cat sleeps on.

Yeah that's what I meant

[Shonisaurus]

I sincerely wish that Papo would make a giganotosaurus next year 2020.

[Halichoeres]

I wish Vitae would release that Plioplatecarpus they teased quite a while ago.

I don't want to corrupt that. Wait, I know: Granted, but it's distributed exclusively in the United States!

I sincerely wish that Papo would make a giganotosaurus next year 2020.

Granted, but as befits recent Papo sculpts, its pose is unmistakably one of defecation.

I wish the US home mortgage interest deduction were abolished.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, but the cost is absorbed into other taxes.

I wish that a completely new non-avian dinosaur is discovered which belongs to its own family.

[Halichoeres]

I wish that a completely new non-avian dinosaur is discovered which belongs to its own family.

Granted, but all that's known are its hands. This sounds familiar...

I wish I had a swimming pool in my apartment building.

[Brocc21]

Granted, but it leaks through the floor. And one day will fall through the floor.

I want a butler.

[HD-man]

I want a butler.

Granted, but he's Peppermint Butler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZsLe8Iq7LI

I wish for world peace.

[Shonisaurus]

I would like a resin diorama in which faced a glytodon against a nodosaur of its size, another of a tyrannosaurus rex killed in a fierce fight by a herd of andrewsarchus after a fierce fight, or a diorama of a triceratops fight against a palaeoloxodon namadicus. It would be great.

[HD-man]

I would like a resin diorama in which faced a glytodon against a nodosaur of its size, another of a tyrannosaurus rex killed in a fierce fight by a herd of andrewsarchus after a fierce fight, or a diorama of a triceratops fight against a palaeoloxodon namadicus. It would be great.

That's not how it works. You have to corrupt the old wish before making a new wish.

I want a butler.

Granted, but he's Peppermint Butler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZsLe8Iq7LI

I wish for world peace.

[Shonisaurus]

World peace granted although for now it is a bit difficult.

I would like a resin diorama of a rex tyrannosaurus killed in a fierce fight by a pack of ferocious andrewsarchus after a fierce fight.

I understand the game now, I apologize. Then it would be like that.

[Halichoeres]

Granted but it's very unstable, falling and breaking at the slightest breeze.

I wish gasoline were $9 a gallon.

[Brocc21]

Granted, but it may burst into flames in any moments

I want a truckasaurus rex

[Melanite]

I want a truckasaurus rex

Granted, but you are responsible for paying for all of the cars that it eats.

I wish that my ceiling at work would stop leaking.

[HD-man]

I wish that my ceiling at work would stop leaking.

Granted, but only b/c the ceiling collapsed.

I wish for an infinite # of wishes.

[Brocc21]

But you lose a year of your life for every wish past three

I wish I had a designer car.

[Shonisaurus]

But a hooligan would scratch the paint on your car and spoil it.

I would like a planet where all human beings of all times and all animal species of all times lived on an imaginary planet.

[Melanite]

I would like a planet where all human beings of all times and all animal species of all times lived on an imaginary planet.

Granted, but the planet is so vast that no living creature ever encounters another, causing them all to believe that they are alone.

I wish to grow a world-record sized pumpkin.

[Brocc21]

Granted but you are then crushed by it.

I want an infinity pencil.