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Corrupt a wish

Started by Soopairik, January 16, 2017, 08:52:06 PM

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Gothmog the Baryonyx

Granted but it can never be sharpened so is quickly useless.

I wish for more hours in a day.
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Ravonium

#361
Granted, but it comes at a price of £1 per added millisecond  >:D

I wish that I manage to get back into regular posting here

Brocc21

#362
Quote from: Gothmog the Baryonyx on January 25, 2019, 08:01:06 PM
Granted but it can never be sharpened so is quickly useless.

What do you thing an infinity pencil does  ;)
"Boy do I hate being right all the time."

alexeratops

Quote from: Ravonium on January 25, 2019, 09:20:58 PM
Granted, but it comes at a price of £1 per added millisecond  >:D

I wish that I manage to get back into regular posting here

Granted, but your posts are seen as controversial and you become quickly frowned upon.

I wish that I could pass all of my classes with an A this semester.
like a bantha!

Brocc21

But it's the worst experience of your life studying

I want a jet packing capybara named Jeff
"Boy do I hate being right all the time."

Shonisaurus

Of course but now Jeff is unemployed.

I would like all my resin dinosaurs, PVC and vinyl figures transformed into solid gold.

Megalosaurus

Quote from: Shonisaurus on January 26, 2019, 11:33:31 AM
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I would like all my resin dinosaurs, PVC and vinyl figures transformed into solid gold.
Granted, but gold losses all its value.

I wish to get for free all Monster in my Pocket rare figures.
Sobreviviendo a la extinción!!!

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Ravonium

#367
Granted, but the amount of money you would have paid is transferred to your rent/mortgage.

I wish for a clone of Earth.

Shonisaurus

Granted but the clone would end up thinking differently.

I want the yeti to exist and communicate with him.

Brocc21

He rises in politics and establishes communism.

I want a park with life size accurate dinosaurs in it.
"Boy do I hate being right all the time."

Shonisaurus

Granted but the maintenance cost would ruin the global economy.

I wish I had an andrewsarchus as a pet.

GojiraGuy1954

Quote from: Shonisaurus on February 03, 2019, 12:23:43 PM
Granted but the maintenance cost would ruin the global economy.

I wish I had an andrewsarchus as a pet.

Granted, but I come back to the forums with a vengeance.

I wish I was Nigel Marven.
Shrek 4 is an underrated masterpiece

Halichoeres

Quote from: TheRealSpinoRex on February 04, 2019, 04:23:39 PM


I wish I was Nigel Marven.

Granted, but the public suddenly loses all interest in documentaries and you have to host a series of increasingly tawdry reality shows to make ends meet.

I wish I had someone to grade my students' lab reports for me.
In the kingdom of the blind, better take public transit. Well, in the kingdom of the sighted, too, really--almost everyone is a terrible driver.

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GojiraGuy1954

#373
Quote from: Halichoeres on February 04, 2019, 07:22:12 PM
Quote from: TheRealSpinoRex on February 04, 2019, 04:23:39 PM


I wish I was Nigel Marven.

Granted, but the public suddenly loses all interest in documentaries and you have to host a series of increasingly tawdry reality shows to make ends meet.

I wish I had someone to grade my students' lab reports for me.

Granted, but it's your imaginary friend, and you get fired.

I wish I had a S.H. MonsterArts SpaceGodzilla, with good paint, no joints pop off, and it's made out of the same material as all of the other ones. I also will NOT have to pay for it. It also has all the accessories it comes with.

I also wish that people would reply to my post.
Shrek 4 is an underrated masterpiece

Shonisaurus

Granted but in the end it would end up ruining the figure with a heat stroke summery and granted I respond to your message but it may be the last time you answer because it disappears from this world in the tunnel of time.

I want to go live with the dinosaurs to the Mesozoic and have loyal servants to the velociraptors.

GojiraGuy1954

Quote from: Shonisaurus on February 04, 2019, 11:34:54 PM
Granted but in the end it would end up ruining the figure with a heat stroke summery and granted I respond to your message but it may be the last time you answer because it disappears from this world in the tunnel of time.

I want to go live with the dinosaurs to the Mesozoic and have loyal servants to the velociraptors.

Granted, but you are killed by a Tarbosaurus.

I wish for a Big Chungus game.
Shrek 4 is an underrated masterpiece

Ravonium

#376
Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

GojiraGuy1954

#377
Quote from: Ravonium on February 05, 2019, 06:57:58 PM
Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

Granted, but it's an illegal one, extending your sentence.

I wish for the person that made the schleich Plesiosaurus to be fired.
Shrek 4 is an underrated masterpiece

Halichoeres

Quote from: TheRealSpinoRex on February 05, 2019, 07:02:37 PM
Quote from: Ravonium on February 05, 2019, 06:57:58 PM
Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

Granted, but it's an illegal one, extending your sentence.

Make a wish!
In the kingdom of the blind, better take public transit. Well, in the kingdom of the sighted, too, really--almost everyone is a terrible driver.

My attempt to find the best toy of every species

My trade/sale/wishlist thread

Sometimes I draw pictures

GojiraGuy1954

Quote from: Halichoeres on February 08, 2019, 07:38:56 PM
Quote from: TheRealSpinoRex on February 05, 2019, 07:02:37 PM
Quote from: Ravonium on February 05, 2019, 06:57:58 PM
Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

Granted, but it's an illegal one, extending your sentence.

Make a wish!

Hecc
Shrek 4 is an underrated masterpiece

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