Corrupt a wish

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but it can never be sharpened so is quickly useless.

I wish for more hours in a day.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it comes at a price of £1 per added millisecond 

I wish that I manage to get back into regular posting here

[Brocc21]

Granted but it can never be sharpened so is quickly useless.

What do you thing an infinity pencil does 

[alexeratops]

Granted, but it comes at a price of £1 per added millisecond 

I wish that I manage to get back into regular posting here

Granted, but your posts are seen as controversial and you become quickly frowned upon.

I wish that I could pass all of my classes with an A this semester.

[Brocc21]

But it's the worst experience of your life studying

I want a jet packing capybara named Jeff

[Shonisaurus]

Of course but now Jeff is unemployed.

I would like all my resin dinosaurs, PVC and vinyl figures transformed into solid gold.

[Megalosaurus]

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I would like all my resin dinosaurs, PVC and vinyl figures transformed into solid gold.

Granted, but gold losses all its value.

I wish to get for free all Monster in my Pocket rare figures.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but the amount of money you would have paid is transferred to your rent/mortgage.

I wish for a clone of Earth.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the clone would end up thinking differently.

I want the yeti to exist and communicate with him.

[Brocc21]

He rises in politics and establishes communism.

I want a park with life size accurate dinosaurs in it.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the maintenance cost would ruin the global economy.

I wish I had an andrewsarchus as a pet.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but the maintenance cost would ruin the global economy.

I wish I had an andrewsarchus as a pet.

Granted, but I come back to the forums with a vengeance.

I wish I was Nigel Marven.

[Halichoeres]

I wish I was Nigel Marven.

Granted, but the public suddenly loses all interest in documentaries and you have to host a series of increasingly tawdry reality shows to make ends meet.

I wish I had someone to grade my students' lab reports for me.

[GojiraGuy1954]

I wish I was Nigel Marven.

Granted, but the public suddenly loses all interest in documentaries and you have to host a series of increasingly tawdry reality shows to make ends meet.

I wish I had someone to grade my students' lab reports for me.

Granted, but it's your imaginary friend, and you get fired.

I wish I had a S.H. MonsterArts SpaceGodzilla, with good paint, no joints pop off, and it's made out of the same material as all of the other ones. I also will NOT have to pay for it. It also has all the accessories it comes with.

I also wish that people would reply to my post.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but in the end it would end up ruining the figure with a heat stroke summery and granted I respond to your message but it may be the last time you answer because it disappears from this world in the tunnel of time.

I want to go live with the dinosaurs to the Mesozoic and have loyal servants to the velociraptors.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but in the end it would end up ruining the figure with a heat stroke summery and granted I respond to your message but it may be the last time you answer because it disappears from this world in the tunnel of time.

I want to go live with the dinosaurs to the Mesozoic and have loyal servants to the velociraptors.

Granted, but you are killed by a Tarbosaurus.

I wish for a Big Chungus game.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

Granted, but it's an illegal one, extending your sentence.

I wish for the person that made the schleich Plesiosaurus to be fired.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

Granted, but it's an illegal one, extending your sentence.

Make a wish!

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

Granted, but it's an illegal one, extending your sentence.

Make a wish!

Hecc