Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it ends up being a virus-ridden, unplayable mess of dank memes.

I wish for a get out of jail free card.

Granted, but it's an illegal one, extending your sentence.

I wish for the person that made the schleich Plesiosaurus to be fired.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but an employee of a company would be out of work and you would condemn misery to an entire family and then retaliate against Schleich.

I want you to make a new paraceratherium updated Collecta brand at the height of the basilosaurus PNSO in scale and size.

[Brocc21]

Granted but it's highly inaccurate.

I want a Tea rannosaurus.

[Halichoeres]

I want a Tea rannosaurus.

Is that a dinosaur that brews tea? OK, granted, but it never lets the tea steep long enough and the resulting tea is insipid.

I wish the pool at my university had open swim hours at some time when I wasn't teaching a class.

[GojiraGuy1954]

I want a Tea rannosaurus.

Is that a dinosaur that brews tea? OK, granted, but it never lets the tea steep long enough and the resulting tea is insipid.

I wish the pool at my university had open swim hours at some time when I wasn't teaching a class.

Granted, but someone pees in the pool.


I wish that Tyrannosaurus was never discovered, and Spinosaurus was the star of Jurassic Park.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Can i post this on ATF?



Too bad, I did it anyway.

[Brocc21]

Granted, but someone pees in the pool.


I wish that Tyrannosaurus was never discovered, and Spinosaurus was the star of Jurassic Park.

Granted but T.rex becomes the villain of Jurassic Park 3. And we still have the same stupid arguments.

I want a real life Gastonia.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it kills you as soon as it appears. Don't ask me how it's that fast, I just want to enhance the game 

I wish for a pet Microraptor

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you would ruin yourself in buying feed for this dinosaur bird.

I wish a dinosaur would speak like humans.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but someone pees in the pool.


I wish that Tyrannosaurus was never discovered, and Spinosaurus was the star of Jurassic Park.

Granted but T.rex becomes the villain of Jurassic Park 3. And we still have the same stupid arguments.

I want a real life Gastonia.

How? the T-Rex was never discovered

[Brocc21]

Granted, but someone pees in the pool.


I wish that Tyrannosaurus was never discovered, and Spinosaurus was the star of Jurassic Park.

Granted but T.rex becomes the villain of Jurassic Park 3. And we still have the same stupid arguments.
I want a real life Gastonia.

How? the T-Rex was never discovered

Oh I thought about that wrong. Ok then... Giganotosaurus becomes the villain of jp3 and we never get anything T.rex related.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but someone pees in the pool.


I wish that Tyrannosaurus was never discovered, and Spinosaurus was the star of Jurassic Park.

Granted but T.rex becomes the villain of Jurassic Park 3. And we still have the same stupid arguments.
I want a real life Gastonia.

How? the T-Rex was never discovered

Oh I thought about that wrong. Ok then... Giganotosaurus becomes the villain of jp3 and we never get anything T.rex related.

Giganotosaurus is still better than T-Rex

[Halichoeres]

I wish a dinosaur would speak like humans.

Granted, but it utters nothing but passive-aggressive criticism that undermines everyone's confidence and makes them neurotic.

I wish I had someone to grade lab reports for me.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but a robot would take the job.

I wish I could travel to Mars.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but you don't get to meet Elon Musk. Oh, and you die.


I wish everyone head a shark head. (without gills. we still have lungs)

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but shark teeth make it hard to eat vegetables, so everyone gets really constipated.

I wish I could grow a cloak made of back hair.

[Brocc21]

Granted, but it gets gross and matted.

I want tree powers

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you would stay motionless like the tree and you would be cut by the roots with an ax.

I want the Euromillion to touch me.

[Halichoeres]

Granted but you are then alerted to a long-forgotten debt in the exact amount of your winnings.

I wish my finger doubled as a USB drive so I never lost track of what files were on which drive.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but this only happens after you get it amputated and replaced with a robotic finger.

I wish to become the mayor of my town.