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Corrupt a wish

Started by Soopairik, January 16, 2017, 08:52:06 PM

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Megalosaurus

#100
Quote from: Soup on January 28, 2017, 08:49:24 PM
Granted, but you need to pay for the Switch first.
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Deal! $$$$$ Take my money.

Quote from: Soup on January 29, 2017, 08:17:29 PM
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I wish I can create clouds.

Granted, but they are fetid and will stay over your head.

I wish someone creates a Indiana Jones toyline similar to the Mighty Max line.
Sobreviviendo a la extinción!!!


Killekor

Granted, but they are made of sand, so, they become dust

I wish to wish something

Killekor
Bigger than a camarasaurus,
and with a bite more stronger that the T-Rex bite,
Ticamasaurus is certainly the king of the Jurassic period.

With Balaur feet, dromaeosaurus bite, microraptor wings, and a terrible poison, the Deinoraptor Dromaeonychus is a lethal enemy for the most ferocious hybrid too.

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CityRaptor

Granted, but that wish will be a corrupted one.

I wish Hasbro never closed down Kenner.
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Soopairik

Granted, but Disney will buy Hasbro, and then force Kenner to shut down.

I wish to have a friendly talking teddy bear.

Halichoeres

Quote from: Soup on January 30, 2017, 11:43:55 PM

I wish to have a friendly talking teddy bear.

Granted, but your bear is inappropriately friendly and gets you fired and sued for sexual harassment.

I wish I had a mohawk of back hair down my spine.
In the kingdom of the blind, better take public transit. Well, in the kingdom of the sighted, too, really--almost everyone is a terrible driver.

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Dilopho

Quote from: Halichoeres on January 31, 2017, 12:52:03 AM
I wish I had a mohawk of back hair down my spine.

Granted. It's a big mohawk. You can never wear a shirt properly again without cutting a hole in the back for the mohawk to go through.

I wish that I was a human.

Silvanusaurus

Granted, but you have no arms, legs or face.

I wish I had a very loyal and indestructable owl as a pet.

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CityRaptor

Granted, but that owl takes the loyality a bit too far and starts murdering everyone who only slightly offends you, regardless if they are friends or family members.

I wish I still had my Godzilla Collection!
Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Silvanusaurus

Quote from: CityRaptor on January 31, 2017, 03:32:05 PM
Granted, but that owl takes the loyality a bit too far and starts murdering everyone who only slightly offends you, regardless if they are friends or family members.

I wish I still had my Godzilla Collection!

Granted, but they got to you after being sucked through a black hole, and when they came back out, they were all just Space Godzillas.

I wish Godzilla was my friend.

Megalosaurus

#109
Quote from: Silvanusaurus on January 31, 2017, 03:38:31 PM
[..]I wish Godzilla was my friend.

Granted, but Godzuki is your nemesis and will poop on you as soon as Godzilla is distracted.
I wish humanity discover a fossil of a time traveler human.
Sobreviviendo a la extinción!!!

Halichoeres

Quote from: Megalosaurus on January 31, 2017, 07:33:26 PM
I wish humanity discover a fossil of a time traveler human.

Granted, but people will misinterpret it as evidence for creation.

I wish I had a swimming pool.
In the kingdom of the blind, better take public transit. Well, in the kingdom of the sighted, too, really--almost everyone is a terrible driver.

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Sometimes I draw pictures

Soopairik

Granted, but it's the size of a bathtub.

I wish I discovered Triceratops.

GasmaskMax

#112
Quote from: Soup on January 31, 2017, 11:46:33 PM
Granted, but it's the size of a bathtub.

I wish I discovered Triceratops.
Granted, but you died of Dysentery the same day.


I wish to be mutilated to death inside a very big lawnmower after being bathed in other peoples infected blood.


stargatedalek

Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

GasmaskMax

Quote from: stargatedalek on February 06, 2017, 01:23:16 AM
Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

Granted, but you will have to sacrifice every dinosaur replica on the face of the earth to the lord and savior the tree octopus.

Halichoeres

Quote from: GasmaskMax on February 06, 2017, 01:53:44 AM
Quote from: stargatedalek on February 06, 2017, 01:23:16 AM
Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

Granted, but you will have to sacrifice every dinosaur replica on the face of the earth to the lord and savior the tree octopus.

The most fun part is ruining other people's wishes, but don't forget to make a wish yourself! (I've made the same omission.)
In the kingdom of the blind, better take public transit. Well, in the kingdom of the sighted, too, really--almost everyone is a terrible driver.

My attempt to find the best toy of every species

My trade/sale/wishlist thread

Sometimes I draw pictures

GasmaskMax

Quote from: Halichoeres on February 06, 2017, 05:45:43 AM
Quote from: GasmaskMax on February 06, 2017, 01:53:44 AM
Quote from: stargatedalek on February 06, 2017, 01:23:16 AM
Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

Granted, but you will have to sacrifice every dinosaur replica on the face of the earth to the lord and savior the tree octopus.
Heres mine then, I wish to have the entire 1988 Carnegie collection figures.

The most fun part is ruining other people's wishes, but don't forget to make a wish yourself! (I've made the same omission.)

Halichoeres

Quote from: GasmaskMax on February 06, 2017, 09:17:50 PM

Heres mine then, I wish to have the entire 1988 Carnegie collection figures.

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Granted, but they are all repainted in Lisa Frank colors and attached with a staple gun to one of the display mountains, which is decorated equally garishly.

I wish I had unlimited grant money for DNA sequencing.
In the kingdom of the blind, better take public transit. Well, in the kingdom of the sighted, too, really--almost everyone is a terrible driver.

My attempt to find the best toy of every species

My trade/sale/wishlist thread

Sometimes I draw pictures

Soopairik

Granted, you have unlimited money... in pennies.

I wish I was the manager of Papo, Battat, Safari, Chap-Mei, Collect A, and PNSO.

Silvanusaurus

Quote from: Soup on February 07, 2017, 05:07:28 AM
Granted, you have unlimited money... in pennies.

I wish I was the manager of Papo, Battat, Safari, Chap-Mei, Collect A, and PNSO.

Granted, but you have no idea how to manage a company, and you run them all into the ground, leaving Schleich even more dominant as it's competitors are forced out of business.

I wish I could have any Dinosaur figure I wanted for free, at any time I choose.

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