Corrupt a wish

[Megalosaurus]

Granted, but you need to pay for the Switch first.
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Deal! $$$$$ Take my money.

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I wish I can create clouds.

Granted, but they are fetid and will stay over your head.

I wish someone creates a Indiana Jones toyline similar to the Mighty Max line.

[Killekor]

Granted, but they are made of sand, so, they become dust

I wish to wish something

Killekor

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but that wish will be a corrupted one.

I wish Hasbro never closed down Kenner.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but Disney will buy Hasbro, and then force Kenner to shut down.

I wish to have a friendly talking teddy bear.

[Halichoeres]

I wish to have a friendly talking teddy bear.

Granted, but your bear is inappropriately friendly and gets you fired and sued for sexual harassment.

I wish I had a mohawk of back hair down my spine.

[Dilopho]

I wish I had a mohawk of back hair down my spine.

Granted. It's a big mohawk. You can never wear a shirt properly again without cutting a hole in the back for the mohawk to go through.

I wish that I was a human.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you have no arms, legs or face.

I wish I had a very loyal and indestructable owl as a pet.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but that owl takes the loyality a bit too far and starts murdering everyone who only slightly offends you, regardless if they are friends or family members.

I wish I still had my Godzilla Collection!

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but that owl takes the loyality a bit too far and starts murdering everyone who only slightly offends you, regardless if they are friends or family members.

I wish I still had my Godzilla Collection!

Granted, but they got to you after being sucked through a black hole, and when they came back out, they were all just Space Godzillas.

I wish Godzilla was my friend.

[Megalosaurus]

[..]I wish Godzilla was my friend.

Granted, but Godzuki is your nemesis and will poop on you as soon as Godzilla is distracted.
I wish humanity discover a fossil of a time traveler human.

[Halichoeres]

I wish humanity discover a fossil of a time traveler human.

Granted, but people will misinterpret it as evidence for creation.

I wish I had a swimming pool.

[Soopairik]

Granted, but it's the size of a bathtub.

I wish I discovered Triceratops.

[GasmaskMax]

Granted, but it's the size of a bathtub.

I wish I discovered Triceratops.

Granted, but you died of Dysentery the same day.


I wish to be mutilated to death inside a very big lawnmower after being bathed in other peoples infected blood.

[stargatedalek]

Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

[GasmaskMax]

Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

Granted, but you will have to sacrifice every dinosaur replica on the face of the earth to the lord and savior the tree octopus.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

Granted, but you will have to sacrifice every dinosaur replica on the face of the earth to the lord and savior the tree octopus.

The most fun part is ruining other people's wishes, but don't forget to make a wish yourself! (I've made the same omission.)

[GasmaskMax]

Granted, you won the lottery earlier that day.

I wish to live forever, including immunity to death by injury.

Granted, but you will have to sacrifice every dinosaur replica on the face of the earth to the lord and savior the tree octopus.

Heres mine then, I wish to have the entire 1988 Carnegie collection figures.

The most fun part is ruining other people's wishes, but don't forget to make a wish yourself! (I've made the same omission.)

[Halichoeres]

Heres mine then, I wish to have the entire 1988 Carnegie collection figures.

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Granted, but they are all repainted in Lisa Frank colors and attached with a staple gun to one of the display mountains, which is decorated equally garishly.

I wish I had unlimited grant money for DNA sequencing.

[Soopairik]

Granted, you have unlimited money... in pennies.

I wish I was the manager of Papo, Battat, Safari, Chap-Mei, Collect A, and PNSO.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, you have unlimited money... in pennies.

I wish I was the manager of Papo, Battat, Safari, Chap-Mei, Collect A, and PNSO.

Granted, but you have no idea how to manage a company, and you run them all into the ground, leaving Schleich even more dominant as it's competitors are forced out of business.

I wish I could have any Dinosaur figure I wanted for free, at any time I choose.