Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

I was looking for a different joke, but I was fully expecting someone to post a not-actually-a-bird 'bird', so well done I guess.


Wish granted, you instead make the joke I was looking for.

I wish for no more jokes.

granted, since theres no sense of humor, almost everyone slowly withers away to just a mechanical brain. The descendants of the brains are powerful and deadly echinoderm like hunters, and they can make primitive society. Millions of years of evolution later they become a space race conquering planets and domesticating those humans who didnt become mechanical brains, forcing them to fight eachother. This leads to a galaxy sized society full of hate and violence, devoid of happines, peace, DTF, donuts, and cat videos. all because of your wish!

i wish i could see into da future

[Lynx]

I was looking for a different joke, but I was fully expecting someone to post a not-actually-a-bird 'bird', so well done I guess.


Wish granted, you instead make the joke I was looking for.

I wish for no more jokes.

granted, since theres no sense of humor, almost everyone slowly withers away to just a mechanical brain. The descendants of the brains are powerful and deadly echinoderm like hunters, and they can make primitive society. Millions of years of evolution later they become a space race conquering planets and domesticating those humans who didnt become mechanical brains, forcing them to fight eachother. This leads to a galaxy sized society full of hate and violence, devoid of happines, peace, DTF, donuts, and cat videos. all because of your wish!

i wish i could see into da future

Wish Granted, but you can only see the future for five seconds and has a 0.000001% chance of working.

I wish I could have every good dinosaur figure

[indohyus]

Granted but they are chinasaur quality and painted in neon colours.

I wish they released the last of the Hellsing Ultimate episodes in region 2 players.

[Lynx]

Granted but they are chinasaur quality and painted in neon colours.

I wish they released the last of the Hellsing Ultimate episodes in region 2 players.

Granted, but your screen explodes every time you try it out.

I wish PNSO would slap me with some cheaper figures yet with the same quality as the overly pricey ones have.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but they all have armour on like the Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops Safari are releasing this year.

I wish that a Therizinosaurid is discovered in the Hell Creek Formation

[Lynx]

Granted but they all have armour on like the Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops Safari are releasing this year.

I wish that a Therizinosaurid is discovered in the Hell Creek Formation

Granted, but one year later it turns out to just be a deformed T rex.

I wish people would stop thinking Troodon is still valid.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but they still say it to piss you off 
Jk
I wish people would understand me more and won't jump to conclusions

[Lynx]

Granted, but they still say it to piss you off 
Jk
I wish people would understand me more and won't jump to conclusions

Granted, but they keep the conversation going forever.

I wish I could have every Slideshow figure/model.

[indohyus]

Granted but they are so poor quality, they only last a few days before crumbling and breaking.

I wish my pens wouldn't explode in my pocket.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted~ You must keep them in your pocket, or they will explode.

I wish to crash the economy.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted You must keep them in your pocket, or they will explode.

I wish to crash the economy.

[Lynx]

Granted, now you are broke as well.

I wish with the snap of a finger I could summon a shelf.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but after your finger snapped in half a shelf you summoned fell on ya

I wish hair was more easy to take care of

[Lynx]

Granted but after your finger snapped in half a shelf you summoned fell on ya

I wish hair was more easy to take care of

Worth it
Granted, it will fall right off.

I wish for my banana tree to actually grow bananas.

[Subduction]

Granted, but now every fruit tree on the planet grows bananas.

I wish I wasn't overweight.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but now every fruit tree on the planet grows bananas.

I wish I wasn't overweight.

Granted, you become like that shrinkwrapped spinosaurus on your PFP
I wish for a donut and destruction of the world, so i could just eat donuts and watch tv

[Lynx]

Granted, but now every fruit tree on the planet grows bananas.

I wish I wasn't overweight.

Granted, you become like that shrinkwrapped spinosaurus on your PFP
I wish for a donut and destruction of the world, so i could just eat donuts and watch tv

Granted, but you had to eat cardboard donuts because the donut company went bankrupt.

I wish I had a larger backyard.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but conviently for the rest of us, that backyard is filled with parasites such as fleas, ticks, leeches, bankers, tax collectors, people who sell JW spinosaurus figures for 200 bucks on ebay, you know, stuff like that

i wish i had a machine gun that blasted out Nacho cheese doritos

[Subduction]

Granted, but conviently for the rest of us, that backyard is filled with parasites such as fleas, ticks, leeches, bankers, tax collectors, people who sell JW spinosaurus figures for 200 bucks on ebay, you know, stuff like that

i wish i had a machine gun that blasted out Nacho cheese doritos

(Hey! Don't you make fun of Jurassic Quest's shrinkwrapped animatronic dinosaurs, haha!)

Granted, but now everyone has a machine gun that blasted out Nacho cheese Doritos.

I wish I could own a pet fox.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but it starts playing with my dog(his name is Rexy), then they exchange information, start a canid union, and they brain wash all other canids to reclaim the lands of ther anscetors and then theres a feline genocide being conducted ,  and the cats as well as pantherines and other feliformes such as mongooses and hyenas have to take shelter, but the dogs still wipe out alot of thier population, all becuase you wanted to own a fox who wanted to play with my dog. Shame(jk)

I wish i became a well renowned author