Corrupt a wish

[Subduction]

Granted, but it starts playing with my dog(his name is Rexy), then they exchange information, start a canid union, and they brain wash all other canids to reclaim the lands of ther anscetors and then theres a feline genocide being conducted ,  and the cats as well as pantherines and other feliformes such as mongooses and hyenas have to take shelter, but the dogs still wipe out alot of thier population, all becuase you wanted to own a fox who wanted to play with my dog. Shame(jk)

I wish i became a well renowned author

(That almost sounds like that one episode of Rick and Morty where Morty's dog gains sentience, constructs an empire, and eventually go to their own dimension.)

Granted, but you're the well-renowned author of a multi-book series dedicated to paint drying.

I wish I had more pizza to eat.

[Lynx]

Granted, but it starts playing with my dog(his name is Rexy), then they exchange information, start a canid union, and they brain wash all other canids to reclaim the lands of ther anscetors and then theres a feline genocide being conducted ,  and the cats as well as pantherines and other feliformes such as mongooses and hyenas have to take shelter, but the dogs still wipe out alot of thier population, all becuase you wanted to own a fox who wanted to play with my dog. Shame(jk)

I wish i became a well renowned author

(That almost sounds like that one episode of Rick and Morty where Morty's dog gains sentience, constructs an empire, and eventually go to their own dimension.)

Granted, but you're the well-renowned author of a multi-book series dedicated to paint drying.

I wish I had more pizza to eat.

Granted, but you had two slices too many and you explode.

I wish safari would make their darn 2021 spino larger.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but it would be a Great Dinos spinosaurus and not the lovely spinosaurus from 2021 Safari.

I wish I had a talking pig in my home that spoke my language that was small as a child, with a mind of a child of four or five years, and with a charming whistling voice, very naive and good that he liked them as much as I like dinosaurs and prehistoric animals, and that he took a shower every day and that he wore clothes like us humans, and that he was my pet and little friend in my house. I actually have an invisible friend who is just like him.

[Lynx]

Granted, but it would be a Great Dinos spinosaurus and not the lovely spinosaurus from 2021 Safari.

I wish I had a talking pig in my home that spoke my language that was small as a child, with a mind of a child of four or five years, and with a charming whistling voice, very naive and good that he liked them as much as I like dinosaurs and prehistoric animals, and that he took a shower every day and that he wore clothes like us humans, and that he was my pet and little friend in my house. I actually have an invisible friend who is just like him.

I am going to feel so bad about this Granted, but their is a food shortage and you must chop him up for bacon as you hear his little screams for mercy.

I wish CollectA would have Vitae bases.

[Subduction]

Granted, but it would be a Great Dinos spinosaurus and not the lovely spinosaurus from 2021 Safari.

I wish I had a talking pig in my home that spoke my language that was small as a child, with a mind of a child of four or five years, and with a charming whistling voice, very naive and good that he liked them as much as I like dinosaurs and prehistoric animals, and that he took a shower every day and that he wore clothes like us humans, and that he was my pet and little friend in my house. I actually have an invisible friend who is just like him.

I am going to feel so bad about this Granted, but their is a food shortage and you must chop him up for bacon as you hear his little screams for mercy.

I wish CollectA would have Vitae bases.

Granted, but now every Vitae figure has the same quality level that Schleich figures have.

I wish I could go visit my bff.

[indohyus]

Granted but you both contract covid 19.

I wish they would remake Digmon World

[Lynx]

Granted but you both contract covid 19.

I wish they would remake Digmon World

Granted, but they keep postponing it until it becomes 2050.

I wish Schleich would have models with better quality.

[Subduction]

Granted, but all of their figures are worth over a 1,000 USD now.

I wish my cats could speak English.

[Stegotyranno420]

granted but they form a feline union and then theres a war against the canine union from earlier.




I wish i was unimaginitive and orthodox like my brother, so i was more understood, as barely anyone i know understands me well.

[Subduction]

granted but they form a feline union and then theres a war against the canine union from earlier.

I wish i was unimaginitive and orthodox like my brother, so i was more understood, as barely anyone i know understands me well.

(I wouldn't mind that to be completely honest. I prefer cats over dogs. I'm sorry to hear you feel that way though. I don't have a solution to that problem but it definitely helps to find more like-minded people.)

Granted, but now everyone else is unimaginative and orthodox.

I wish I could go on a vacation.

[Stegotyranno420]

S @Subduction sorry, i was just referencing the fox and my DOg from a earlier post, i am not mad at you for owning cats. WHile i love dogs more, if a cat is in trouble, i will try to help


To answer you, i want a vacation too. granted. Get ready for South Sudan! heres a travel guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKmM1N0MoC4

I wish i had Doritos DInamita unlimited

[indohyus]

Granted but they're mouldy.

Wish I had reliable internet.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you would have to pay triple the phone bill for a reliable Internet.

Wish I strawberry candy.

[Lynx]

Granted but you would have to pay triple the phone bill for a reliable Internet.

Wish I strawberry candy.

Granted but the strawberry candy has a scorpion in it because you bought it in Australia.

I wish there was a brand who made and sold quality dioramas.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, they are dioramas that are invisible and cause sickness



I wish people were more tolerant of the sculptor or designers figures and didnt spam 24/7 "NEEDS FEATHERS I HATE THIS "

[Lynx]

Granted, they are dioramas that are invisible and cause sickness



I wish people were more tolerant of the sculptor or designers figures and didnt spam 24/7 "NEEDS FEATHERS I HATE THIS "

Granted, they spam "NEEDS FUR I HATE THIS" 24/7.

I wish for the GR Toys spinosaurus to not take two months to arrive and instead take a week.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, because they chopped into 80-90 little pieces and ship each in a little envelope first class, and several pieces do not arrive to make matters worse.

I wish someone made a 1:35 or 1:40 scale Yutyrannus with a properly feathered face.

[Subduction]

Granted, because they chopped into 80-90 little pieces and ship each in a little envelope first class, and several pieces do not arrive to make matters worse.

I wish someone made a 1:35 or 1:40 scale Yutyrannus with a properly feathered face.

Granted, but since you never specified for the rest of the body to be properly feathered as well, your Yutyrannus has a feathered face and naked body.

I wish there were more pelycosaurs and therapsid figures to buy.

[Lynx]

Granted, because they chopped into 80-90 little pieces and ship each in a little envelope first class, and several pieces do not arrive to make matters worse.

I wish someone made a 1:35 or 1:40 scale Yutyrannus with a properly feathered face.

Granted, but since you never specified for the rest of the body to be properly feathered as well, your Yutyrannus has a feathered face and naked body.

I wish there were more pelycosaurs and therapsid figures to buy.

Granted, but Schleich makes them with the quality of their baryonyx

I wish their were more 1/1 figures with excellent quality.

[Subduction]

Granted, but they're all the same species: Psychrolutes marcidus aka the blobfish.

I wish everyone would stop fighting and focus on the climate change issue.