Corrupt a wish

[Loon]

Granted, but it's only ever the Papo Giganotosaurus.

I wish I knew how to paint figures.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but you would be unable to sculpt figures.

I wish world peace.

[Loon]

Granted, but it only comes about once the human species goes extinct.

I wish you didn't have to spend $35 to get free shipping from target.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted~ now you need to spend $45.

I wish for SH Monsterarts to stop creating repaints

[Loon]

Granted, but it means that the line ends.

I wish Mattel would release more than 1 or 2 Jurassic World Legacy Collection figures a year.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, he will take more than 2 figures, that is, three but he will not make more Jurassic World Legacy figures in his life for the rest of his life.

I wish one day Collecta would make a paraceratherium, tsintaosaurus, shonisaurus or shastasaurus even if it was just one of them.

[indohyus]

Granted, but it came out raw.

I wish people would have less fireworks around my area.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but now they have lethal reboot bombs.

I wish they would make PNSO a paraceratherium, tsintaosaurus (not the mini-sized ones now or dinosaurs from China), museum- or standard-sized shonisaurus and shastasaurus that were worthy for those species and of decent size.

[Loon]

Granted, but they're expensive resin models and they're only sold for one day at one of those exhibits they used to do.

I wish for nothing, I can get by, but I know thI'd finally have the time to write some reviews.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's because a nuclear bomb has taken out the rest of humanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgjH8jnXSoA

I wish for a return of the American chestnut.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but this is only done through genetic modification, which puts you up against a group of angry protestors.

I wish for a way to make waifus real.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but this is only done through genetic modification, which puts you up against a group of angry protestors.

I wish for a way to make waifus real.

GET OUT. THAT WISH IS ALREADY CORRUPTED


I wish i was more tolerant of people's opinions

[indohyus]

Granted, but people take advantage of this.

I wish mini eggs were available all year round.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but this is achieved by manufacturing great quantities all at once. By winter, they are all pretty stale.

I wish my hair were photosynthetic.

[Sarapaurolophus]

I wish my hair were photosynthetic.

Granted, but this is your only means of energy intake from now on. Say goodbye to your favorite food!

I wish for 2021 to be better than 2020.

[Lanthanotus]

Granted, but 2022 will be worse.

I wish mankind/we all would use its/our current chances the pandemic provides.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, people won't / take advantage of it / take advantage of it.

I wish there were chewing gums suitable for those of us who suffer from bursitis.

[indohyus]

Granted, but they taste like vomit.

I wish I could fluently speak another language.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, its Punjabi, which isnt really such a bad thing, i mean, i speak Punjabi


I wish i was good at art

[Subduction]

Granted, its Punjabi, which isnt really such a bad thing, i mean, i speak Punjabi


I wish i was good at art

Granted, but now you just lost your ability to see.

I wish I could fly.