Corrupt a wish

[indohyus]

Granted, by becoming a fly.

I wish I could see the aurora borealis.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, by becoming a fly.

I wish I could see the aurora borealis.

Granted, but it's just Skinner's Kitchen on fire, and not really the northern lights


I wish I didn't make that Steamed hams reference

[Subduction]

Granted, but now no one understands that references you make.

I wish it was cold today.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, but now no one understands that references you make.

I wish it was cold today.

Granted because you have just been teleported to Britain where it is cold right now, leaving and you family, friends and possessions behind.

I wish that I had more room to display more figures.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but you have no figures, but just kilometers of empty and dusty storage space you have to clean every hour


I wish I could remove bad things I accidentally seen that mentally scarred me out of my head

[Subduction]

Granted, but you have no figures, but just kilometers of empty and dusty storage space you have to clean every hour


I wish I could remove bad things I accidentally seen that mentally scarred me out of my head

Granted, but now other people have the same psychologically traumatizing experiences you have.

I wish I wasn't allergic to my cats.

[Stegotyranno420]

Oh dear, like you are really allergic to your cats? How serious are they? I hope things work out for you and your cats. I know I am supposed to play the game, but I'm kind of worried about your allergies. Im not completley sure about how allegies work, but my dad used to be allergic(he'd get some rashes, sneeze alot, etc) but then he got over the allergies. Hopefully you can play with your cats without worrying about allergies.

Anyways on the game, i wish for a donut...to nuke the world

[Subduction]

Oh dear, like you are really allergic to your cats? How serious are they? I hope things work out for you and your cats. I know I am supposed to play the game, but I'm kind of worried about your allergies. Im not completley sure about how allegies work, but my dad used to be allergic(he'd get some rashes, sneeze alot, etc) but then he got over the allergies. Hopefully you can play with your cats without worrying about allergies.

Anyways on the game, i wish for a donut...to nuke the world

(Oh gosh, thank you so much for the concern! ;o; Unfortunately, my allergies developed years after I got my cats. But they're mild and mostly harmless. I just get very sneezy, congested, and my eyes itch. I plan to go to an allergen doctor at some point. Until then, I'm just taking medicine and trying to keep my face clean of their fur. I'm sorry to hear you dad also had allergies too!)

Your wish has been granted, but your donut-shaped weapon gave everyone a slice of pizza instead.

I wish I could go fishing.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted but for the sake of convenience of the game a space-time portal opened in the Devonian time and conveniently a dunkleosteus grabs the pole and you know what happens next

I wish i was able to move atoms into different positions.

[indohyus]

Granted but the result is always a toxic, poisonous or dangerous elements.

I wish less people would set off fireworks.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but I would set off nuclear bombs and dynamite.

Hopefully less that our teeth were not careada and that one would not have to go to the dentist.

[Subduction]

Granted, but the rest of your skeletal system has been changed into a gelatinous substance.

I wish I had a British accent.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, it is a thick Glaswegian accent and none of your friends and family can understand you.

I wish for people who hate the Last Jedi to realise it is nowhere near as bad as they think it is.

[indohyus]

Granted, but they put more hate on the rest of that trilogy.

I wish there was more documentaries like the Walking with... series.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but they are all based on research that was state-of-the-art in 1999, ignoring the past 20 years of discovery.

I wish I could hear all the high frequencies that I lost playing in a band with no earplugs when I was younger.

[Subduction]

Granted, but they are all based on research that was state-of-the-art in 1999, ignoring the past 20 years of discovery.

I wish I could hear all the high frequencies that I lost playing in a band with no earplugs when I was younger.

(I'm really sorry to hear you've lost some of your hearing. D: )

Your wish has been granted but now you can't taste your favorite food anymore.

I wish I could go to Japan.

[Newt]

Granted, but you are there during the sakoku period, when outsiders are forbidden entry on pain of death.


I wish I could play an instrument.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but they put more hate on the rest of that trilogy.

Good.


Wish granted, it's the guitar and you end up only knowing how to play 4 chords and thinking that's enough to be a 'master' at it.

I wish for pictures of cute birds.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, Now get ready for some "birbs" as you folks call 'em. Just a lot of images so i will put them in a spoiler, so sorry if it seems suspicious, it's not, trust me.

Spoiler

I wish i havent made that Larry Bird joke in my response

[close]

[Ravonium]

I was looking for a different joke, but I was fully expecting someone to post a not-actually-a-bird 'bird', so well done I guess.


Wish granted, you instead make the joke I was looking for.

I wish for no more jokes.