Corrupt a wish

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they are magic beans, and when you eat them, a giant beanstalk grows through your mouth, and eventually, you look like the guy from Kong: Skull Island who got stabbed through the mouth by the mother Longlegs.

I wish Kong will lose to Godzilla.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted. Just, granted.

I wish for a working Spiderman suit

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but Thor doesn't go for the head.

I wish for Kong fans that only think he is better than Godzilla because he is american to be obliterated.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but there are still Godzilla fans who think Kong's worse because he's American.

I wish for your next wish to not be about Kong and/or Godzilla.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted. Instead, it is about furries.

i wish Ravonium was a furry.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but I choose a naked-mole-rat as the basis for my fursona.

I wish there were no such thing as anti-vaxxers.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted, but then the doctors who give vaccinations go on strike

I wish to go back in time and fix Jurassic Park 3

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but King Kong and Godzilla arrive to fight each other and spoil the plan.

I would like a good dish of beans with blood sausage.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted but the waiter spills your beans

I wish for a computer that will actually work and not break down every week

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but it works too well, gradually learning and evolving and eventually developing complex emotions, it doesn't become evil and try to kill you or anything, it just gets really really needy.

I wish a new material was invented that imitates and functions like plastic but it's only made of solidified oxygen, and it can be evaporated as soon as it is used.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted. You get your dream figure. It is made of this material. one fateful day, when you drop it, it evaporates. you fall into a state of depression, and slowly drift into ignorant bliss. Except, it isn't bliss.

I wish I could edit.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted! You can only edit your comment.

I wish for Papo to make another Abelisaurid figure (that isn't as disappointing as their pentaceratops this year)

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it ends up being one of Thanos.

I wish I had a birdhouse in my garden, complete with a nesting pair of birds.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but the neighbors cat would eat them.

I wish I had a hose to shoot the cat...

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the cat would get angry and scratch your face.

I wish the characters in all the fiction novels came alive.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

(actually I wouldn't mind if Papo made Thanos Simonattoi)

Granted but that includes the villains. They don't go after you specifically, but yeah, they try to take over the world.

I wish for my papercut to go away. Please it stings.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted. In your joy, you run into a field made of LEGO.

I wish Thanos (The dinosaur) was made into a figure.

[MLMjp]

Granted. In your joy, you run into a field made of LEGO.

I wish Thanos (The dinosaur) was made into a figure.

Granted, but then it makes half of the dinosaur figures of the world to disappear.

I wish I could write long essays in a matter of minutes.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but they are utterly nonsensical and written in a gibberish language that is almost entirely untranslatable.

I wish I had a bed and kitchen facilities in my art studio so I didn't have to go home on the train when I'm finished for the day.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the kitchen would burn and your life would be in danger.

I wish that the marsupial wolves or thylacinus would re-populate Tasmania and Australia.