Corrupt a wish

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but it gets tipped upside down and we all fall off into space.

I wish one of my hands was a robot hand that looks like a normal flesh and blood hand, but each finger actually conceals a different gadget that I can activate at will; a universal hacking device that plugs into a USB port, a spork, a fire-lighter, an extendable magnet, and a miniature remote controlled robotic snake.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but it does not stop there and you basically become Inspector Gadget!

I wish for an Age of Kaiju to begin!

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted, but... You can already predict what's going to happen.

I wish to calm down the grizzly bear that I SOMEHOW threw a sandwich at

[Shonisaurus]

Granted the grizzly bear will be calm, but will lose his appetite and die.

I wish all human beings had a twin brother.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but that leads to serious overpopulation problems. And a really messed up male/female ratio.

I wish for a solution for the above mess.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

no

I wish for artistic talent

[Shonisaurus]

Granted you will enjoy artistic talent but you will end up poisoned by your adversaries out of envy.

I wish the sparrows would abound again in the cities.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but their numbers will exlplode massively, causing them to become people eaters. ( A flock of sparrows can pick an adult human clean in 30 seconds. )

I wish people rode Moas instead of horses.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted, but nobody will get anywhere, cause they're dead

I wish for the Rebor "Clover" Stegosaurus Hatchling to no longer be limited edition. Please it's like the best Rebor figure.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, it's no longer a limited edition, but it is now made of plastic so toxic that the only way to ever handle it is by wearing a hazmat suit, if you so much as breathe the air surrounding one you would become gravely ill and your limbs would gradually fall off.

I wish that I would never miss a delivery, because even if I am out of the house the postman will always just wait at the door until I return.

[Lizerd]

Granted. But your life falls to pieces as you lose your job as all you do is stay home.

I wish the dinosaur toy forum diorama contest was here already.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but you do not win.

I wish that I could re-incarnate Grumpy Cat and Stan Lee without them rotting or being zombies

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but as the resurrection method was not meant for two beings, they are merged into a single, half-human, half-cat creature.

I wish I had a singing voice like the Sirens of Greek Mythology.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but half of your body would turn into a fish and you would have to eat bites of your victims who came to you.

I wish I won a pool of 15 hits and be a multimillionaire.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but I end up eating you alive and claiming the money.

I wish I could find a place to hide the evidence.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but rocks fall, and you die.

I wish to be a friend of Mr Beast

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted but you don't get any money from winning challenges. Welcome to Chandler's world.

I wish for a Will Smith genie

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted but he can't sing to save his life.

I wish I would sell one million copies of my book.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but they would be counterproductive self-help manuals that would cause the suicide of thousands of people.

I wish the macaws and the rainbow birds would replace the population of pigeons and crows in the cities of Europe.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted but the macaws poop way more than pigeons.

I wish for The Carnegie Collection to be revived