Corrupt a wish

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, but the Tasmanian devil has to go extinct for it to come back (a very sad thought)

I wish that 2 plus 2 now equals 5.

[Lizerd]

Granted, but the guy handing out live grenades will give you five instead of four.

I wish lizards rule the world...

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted, but they look like those abominations that Dale Russell thought to be "Troodon Sapiens"

I wish for my dad to come back from the cigarette store. Please he's been gone for 4 years.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but he forgot to buy the cigarettes.

I wish that I could leave my physical body as an astral entity and travel across the cosmos, then return to my body and find that no time at all had passed while I was gone.

[alexeratops]

Granted. You now have this ability, but your life on Earth becomes pointless and small in comparison. You fall into a deep depression at your inability to convey how vast the universe truly is compared to Earth and eventually end your own life in an attempt to live in this astral world forever. It doesn't work.

I wish that I could have a cheeseburger right now.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but said hamburger is expired.

I wish that ancient monuments of antiquity destroyed by time, by men and elements returned to splendor without needing to be rebuilt. In other words, the ancient monuments of antiquity were reborn from their ashes.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but the people who were inside them came back too.

I wish for half of all terrible creepypastas to disappear.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but 'disappear' only means that they become obscure, rather than actually being eliminated from the world.

I wish I could automatically know whether someone is telling the truth or not, regardless of location.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you would realize that all Internet users are not humans but machines that pose as humans and you would realize that everything is virtual reality.

I wish that the animals killed (existing and extinct) by human beings during the XX and XXI centuries came back to life without being zombies and the same the forests and in that way the flora and fauna of the world would recover.

[Halichoeres]

Granted but that includes the Guinea worm; and now millions of people have painful parasites.

I wish that Anopheles mosquitoes were extinct.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but the locusts eat all the crops.

I wish for my next wish to not be corrupted.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted, but actually no.

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but it's 10 years old.

I wish I could live in a windmill.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but the sun goes out, the world stops working as it did in the dinosaurs' time and you die of hunger and cold in the mill.

I wish that all the good wishes that each person in the world has come true.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but the bad wishes become true, too.

I wish I did not have a weakness for quirky stuff.

[Shark Toothed Lizard]

Granted, now you like everything hardcore.

I wish to throw away my 10 year old peanut butter sandwich

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you unwittingly throw it into the mouth of a passing grizzly bear, who is so enraged by this that he swiftly attempts to rip to shreds any living creature in his sight.

I wish I had a russet velvet frock coat.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but when washing said levite would lose color.

I wish I could get the dinosaurs and prehistoric animals of the brand I wanted without spending money (ie free) by taking them from the Internet screen.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but as other people learn this trick, the market collapses and nobody produces new figures anymore, except the companies that make cheap rubber dinosaurs that nobody would bother photographing, but which are still purchased for children by unwitting parents.

I wish surfaces in my apartment would never accumulate dust.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but then you should get rid of the dinosaurs, books and furniture in general that accumulate dust in such a way that you would keep the house unfurnished.

I wish the Earth were flat as the scientists and religious of the Middle Ages said.