Corrupt a wish

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! Everyone gets one as well.

I wish I could bring back the Titanic and make it float again.

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted, it sinks again killing more people as well as melting lots of ice and yiu are labelled culprit.

I wish that the world was a nicer place.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted! People pollute it once again and everything needs to be started again.

I wish all men were handsome.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but everyone else is now ugly.

I wish I change into different animals to obtain their abilities

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, it's all abilities x 10 so you have to spend an awful amount of time in the toilet.
I wish John Hammond was a real person.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. But he is deceased.

I wish there has been a happy story ending for K.A.R.R. in Knightrider instead of being destroyed in the show. He deserved so much better in my opinion.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, K.A.R.R. grows old and curmudgeonly, chasing and running over children who won't stay off his lawn.

I wish crosswalks were level with the curb so strollers and wheelchairs never have to go through mud puddles at intersections.

[GiganotosaurusFan]

Granted, every time a car gets to a crosswalk, they get a flat tire.
I wish for apes to jump 15 feet high.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, this gives all apes, including Humans, this ability. This leads to gang violence somehow. And basketball becomes more easy, thus boring(or harder, given that other players can block you mid-dunk, I dont know)

I wish 'Murica becomes the dominant country for July 4th

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, this gives all apes, including Humans, this ability. This leads to gang violence somehow. And basketball becomes more easy, thus boring(or harder, given that other players can block you mid-dunk, I dont know)

I wish 'Murica becomes the dominant country for July 4th

Granted, but it will fall to The Fog the day after.

I wish for a light

[EmperorDinobot]

Granted, but it's a blacklight

I wish my interview tomorrow for the temp voter data analysis job goes well.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but the company gets blown up by those aliens from Independence Day, who are late a few days....

I wish I still had my JP diecast Dinosaurs.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. You lost everything else, including your home.

I wish there were more existing blue-flowered species of plants.

[Mellow Stego]

Granted, but they only bloom at night.

I wish for invincible pinky toes so I don't have to afraid of bashing into the corners of sofas.

[CityRaptor]

Granted. You lost everything else, including your home.

I wish for invincible pinky toes so I don't have to afraid of bashing into the corners of sofas.

Granted but the other toes become extremely vulnerable.

I wish for a new version of the Speed-A-Saurus.
https://hotwheels.fandom.com/wiki/Speed-A-Saurus

[EmperorDinobot]

Granted, but they all come with bent axles.


I wish MY Speedasaurus had straight axles.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but the rest is a total wreck.

I wish to own a microstate.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but it's then annexed by my Microstate

I wish for a brick

[Halichoeres]

Granted, it is delivered through your bedroom window by a hostile neighbor.

I wish small dogs had mute buttons.

[Bowhead Whale]

Granted. But they won't let anyone press them.

I wish there was more variety in National Animals among countries (instead of them almost all having the lion as National Animal).