Corrupt a wish

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but but laboratory meat is synthetic and feeds nothing, causes anemia and causes death.

I wish pterosaurs would dominate the skies again.

granted, that triggers the evolution of super fast attack honey bees so they could swarm the pterosaurs if threatened and will also attack humans.
They attack on planes and copters that are in their aerial range and the stingers can sting mutiple times and if there are enough bees they can break metal. THis makes humans landlocked to thier land and they cant use planes or ships due to the pterosaurs attacking them looking for fish and refuge from bees while migration.this leads to a lack of resouces and a downfall of society. The rise of youth begins when a bunch of teens found a gas that triggers the bees to attack in a certain place. They spray that gas on old wise guys who lead at the time, who die. Then theres a world of a bunch of pterosaurs, killer bees, venomous chihuahas(dont ask  how that happened) and worse of all, HIPPIES!!!


I wish i was able to move the atoms of whatever i want

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but doing so requires disrupting lots of covalent bonds. That means every move is highly exothermic, which results in the combustion of everything you try to move.

I wish catalpa seeds were edible and also spicy like a hot pepper.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, we Indians take all of them because they are spicy

I wish people did not gang up on me for my somewhat backwards beliefs

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, but they caress you for your social class.

I wish that all human beings were good twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year in each of our respective lives.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but now none of us has any stories to tell.

I wish I could distinguish edible from inedible fungi without putting in all the work of learning the field marks.

[Ravonium]

I don't really want to corrupt that one...granted, but you begin to feel guilt as centuries of mycologists' hard work becomes redundant.

I wish for the next replies to this thread to gradually lead up to a reference to something.

[frank08]

Granted, it would be hard for everyone to lead up to one big reference and what if people don't get it.


I wish that each species of dinosaur had a good representation in figure form. Then finding myself a Moros intrepidus figure would be easier because they would exist!

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but having every fragmentary titanosaur and allosauroid proves tedious, collectors grow bored, and the market collapses under its own ambition. All of those wonderful figures have extremely short production runs and you're never able to hunt them down.

I wish for a simple dill pickle.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but having every fragmentary titanosaur and allosauroid proves tedious, collectors grow bored, and the market collapses under its own ambition. All of those wonderful figures have extremely short production runs and you're never able to hunt them down.

I wish for a simple dill pickle.

Granted, some idiotic Rick and Morty fan takes your half eaten pickle and endlessly scream "IM PICKLE RIIIIICCK"

I wish i did not use that refference from that one video

[Ravonium]

Granted, but for every reference you do not use, another JoJo reference is used on the comments section of a 70s rock song.

I wish for no more wishes about references.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but without the ability to refer to shared cultural touchstones, the wishes devolve into incomprehensible, context-free non sequiturs.

I wish for no fireworks-related injuries today.

[Stegotyranno420]

Granted, but without the ability to refer to shared cultural touchstones, the wishes devolve into incomprehensible, context-free non sequiturs.

I wish for no fireworks-related injuries today.

Granted. But people dont stay in their cars and watch they go right next to eachother without mask.
I wish Ned Flanders was a real neighborino

[HD-man]

I wish Ned Flanders was a real neighborino

Granted, but it's the flanderized version: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization

I wish every fossil vertebrate species was, at the very least, known from enough complete skeletons to show 1) how adult males & females differed, & 2) how they grew from hatching/birth to adulthood.

[indohyus]

I wish Ned Flanders was a real neighborino

Granted, but it's the flanderized version: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization

I wish every fossil vertebrate species was, at the very least, known from enough complete skeletons to show 1) how adult males & females differed, & 2) how they grew from hatching/birth to adulthood.

Granted, but they are jealously kept in private storage by rich collectors, who allow no one to see them.

I wish there was an affordable model of Ambulocetus

[Stegotyranno420]

I wish Ned Flanders was a real neighborino

Granted, but it's the flanderized version: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization

I wish every fossil vertebrate species was, at the very least, known from enough complete skeletons to show 1) how adult males & females differed, & 2) how they grew from hatching/birth to adulthood.

Ah son of a diddly


(This is not a question/awnser response

[GojiraGuy1954]

I wish Ned Flanders was a real neighborino

Granted, but it's the flanderized version: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization

I wish every fossil vertebrate species was, at the very least, known from enough complete skeletons to show 1) how adult males & females differed, & 2) how they grew from hatching/birth to adulthood.

Granted, but they are jealously kept in private storage by rich collectors, who allow no one to see them.

I wish there was an affordable model of Ambulocetus

Granted, it's this version
https://www.prehistoric-wildlife.com/images/species/a/ambulocetus-size.jpg

I wish to play Prehistoric Kingdom

[Stegotyranno420]

@GojiraGuy1954 Granted, but you lose all your money, all your friends and family, all your life. You are so into that game that your mind enters a subconsciousness where you play as a dinosaur

Spoiler

A Crippling dwarf thesceleosaurus that does not have arms

[close]

you feel every secong of pain, whch drives you insane to- eh you can finsh the story your self,


I wish i knew how to cure polymer clay on a geoworld figure(Seriously though, i have to know bros)

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's a GeoWorld figure. It curses itself.

I wish for a pet starling. It would learn to say so many dirty words.

[Kotori_Sonoda]

Sure, but it will just barely whisper the words, so they're almost inaudible and you won't get the joy of hearing your starling say dirty words.

I wish every vehicle I get on will never encounter traffic!

[Stegotyranno420]

Sure, but it will just barely whisper the words, so they're almost inaudible and you won't get the joy of hearing your starling say dirty words.

I wish every vehicle I get on will never encounter traffic!

Granted but you always get in a painful carcrash into a tree.

I wish i had infinte knowlege of the universe