Corrupt a wish

[Lizerd]

Granted, but eventually turn you backinto hotdog meat.

I wish that I could have a pencil sharpener.

[Shonisaurus]

Of course but it would end up spending with the use.

I wish there was no night or day, no sun or moon.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but he cooks you ***** lasagna, because you are a T-Series sub bot.

i wish I could direct a GOOD Godzilla movie.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted the Godzilla movie would be good but because another director makes a film even better as King Kong would be the highest grossing and yours despite the quality would be a failure and you would be ruined.

I wish that all human beings did not have physical defects or suffer from diseases.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but they also have no emotion, imagination or creativity, resulting in the loss of all human culture.

I wish I was a renowned magician and pastry chef.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted. The only tricks you can perform are to do with pastry.

I wish i could direct a perfect Godzilla movie, and no movie is better, with NO negative side-effects.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but this is against the rules of this thread, so our universe itself collapses, killing everyone, then finally reforming into a gigantic Kaiju, Infinitus Rex, who hops from universe to universe to destroy them all.

I wish for a way to stop the Infinitus Rex.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you could not keep a pack of cruel and sadistic indoraptors that would sow terror all over the world.

I wish that skin diseases like atopic dermatitis could be cured. Dermatitis is somewhat annoying especially in summer.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but the 'cure' turns out to be quackery, and you end up still having dermatitis.

I wish I could delete people from Earth.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you became a genocide and you would be judged for crimes against humanity.

I would like to travel freely anywhere on the planet.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but you wake up.

I wish I could make people i didn't like turn into Horses.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but they become My Little Ponies, so they are sapient talking horses and some can now fly or do magic.

I wish for a bird as big as a battleship!

[Gothmog the Baryonyx]

Granted but it eats you and your family.

I wish that the fridge in my office worked properly.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but they would make in the market a fabulous fridge much better than you had at home and you would exchange the old one.

I would like to see the phenomenon of the Moon of Blood again.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but the moon is literally stained with blood, and the blood is taken from everyone who uses this forum.

I wish I could command the clouds with my voice; telling them when to clear, rain, create lightening, and everything a cloud can do.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but you rapidly become an old man and you have to yell at them for it to work:


I wish people would stop dumping Dragons and other fantasy stuff into the Dinosaurs & Prehistoric section on eBay.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but all of the good dinosaur models end up in the My Little Pony and Unikitty sections.

I wish I could pause time at will, but without accelerating my aging.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but you would end up aging the same and dying.

I wish animals had equal human, political, social and labor rights that we humans and could participate in parliaments and perform job functions of all kinds of qualifications.

[Halichoeres]

Granted but Earth's 19 billion chickens lead a coalition consumed with prosecuting humanity for our exploitation of poultry. All but the vegans are sentenced to be "mechanically separated."

I wish for all suburbs to be annexed into their respective central cities.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but the cities become fortresses:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts0gMmEX5RQ

I wish Jurassic Park/World series items were more reasonable priced on eBay, so that I don't see the same overpriced stuff again and again every week.