Corrupt a wish

[Ravonium]

Granted, but you develop PTSD as a result of discovering all the companies you had known about, whether you loved or hated them, had gone out of business in the Great Bust of 2020. This was caused by a combination of a sudden increase in PVC prices, the resulting decline in quality of some companies as they chose to use cheaper materials, and the reckless borrowing habits of those that didn't. All that was left on the dinosaur toy market was a single cheaposaur company whose lineups consisted of repaints of the same 7 sculpts, under different names each year.

I wish I could resist the urge to feel schadenfreude at the people who said Vitae would replace PNSO as the go-to Chinese dinosaur company.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but its the Simpsons version.

I wish someone could find a whole Spinosaurus specimen so we can stop all the annoying JP-Spino fan boys from using uncertainty to fuel their boring repetitive 'arguments'.

Granted, but you become a penguin yourself.

I wish people would stop having irrational hatred for Maiasaura.

People hate Maisaura?

I wish I had a SDCC 2019 John Hammond.

Youtube and facebook I'm afraid.

I wanted the simpsons version so

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but only because both companies have vanished without a trace.

I wish I was motivated.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but being motivated you suffer from hyperactivity syndrome and end up exhausted.

I wish that next year PNSO, Papo, Collecta, Safari and Schleich would each make a paraceratherium with a reasonable size and cover my expectations and dreams of my whole life and be of a sculptural quality of height and solid PVC.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but they are all fused together.

I wish people on DinoToyBlog knew what an SCP is

[Ravonium]

(Jokes on you, I do actually know what an SCP is, I just don't know any specific ones well)

Granted, but they then create their own SCPs; terrible, nonsensical ones.

I wish there was a series (whether on TV, a streaming service or Youtube) about the DTF Diorama Contest.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but there are more ads in it than a Morgz video, making it unwatchable.

I wish Megapatch 2 for SCP Secret Laboratory came out.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted but it is made unavailable to anyone with a Dino Toy Forum account.

I wish Batman and the Joker just decided to set their differences aside, leave their old lives in Gotham behind, and retire to live out an anonymous, uneventful, peaceful and happy life together as a comedy odd-couple in a rural village in the Netherlands.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but it's an Atari game.

I wish to not wish

[Shonisaurus]

Granted you will not want anything but you will end without illusion of any kind and your life will be gray.

I wish that an encyclopedia of the prehistory of forty volumes of 400 pages each be made with illustrations and photographs of first quality and well documented and translated into all the languages of the planet.

[CityRaptor]

Granted, but it costs a fortune, causing it to be cancelled after the first issue.

I wish I could erase invasive species all over the world with a snap of my finger.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but as humans are the most invasive species, they too are erased, and it turns out that the the erasure itself is a long, slow and agonisingly painful process, as each individual body part is erased one at a time, beginning only with the extremities.

I wish Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory were real.

[Brocc21]

Granted but we're all killed of is horrific, but delicious ways one by one.

I wish I had a firework gun.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted but it would explode in your hands.

I would like a dinosaur with a genetic mixture of triceratops and parasaurolophus.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but a fly accidentally gets in the mixture and the result is a disturbing monstrosity that can do little but vomit, scream and writhe around on the floor begging voicelessly for death.

I wish it was revealed that Spinosaurus never really existed at all, and all the fossils have actually been part of a series of ambitious April fool's jokes that went way too far.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but I am angry at you.

I wish everyone I dislike would be sent to the femur breaker

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but as you dislike so many people, soon an orthopedic surgeon devises a way to mend broken femurs such that they are stronger than ever. All the people you dislike get new, improved legs and can beat you in all athletic endeavors. Just as important, you can't outrun them, so they are around you constantly as they throng about you thanking you for their new physical prowess.

I wish cattle ate CO2 and methane and emitted water vapor, but remained just as delicious.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but they all die because they're not used to doing that

I wish Sven from PewDiePie's minecraft let's play lived forever

[Halichoeres]

I refuse to Google enough to even understand that wish. Let's say, in exchange for Sven's immortality, that PewDiePie dies tomorrow. Does that work?

I wish cheese grew on trees.

[Shonisaurus]

Granted, cheese grows on trees but due to temperature changes from summer to winter, the cheeses would be corrupted by the action of heat or cold and would not be edible.

I would like to eat the best cooked dishes for free and always in the best restaurants around the world.