Corrupt a wish

[MLMjp]

Granted, but the 'P' is removed from their name to distinguish them sufficiently from Papo.

I wish someone other than Shonisaurus or TheRealSpinoRex corrupts this wish.

Granted, but they disappear from existence and you are responsible for that.

I wish I have more space in my room for my figures.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but the 'P' is removed from their name to distinguish them sufficiently from Papo.

I wish someone other than Shonisaurus or TheRealSpinoRex corrupts this wish.

Granted, but they disappear from existence and you are responsible for that.

I wish I have more space in my room for my figures.

Aw man, I wanted to snag that.

Granted, but you only have more space because all of the figures you already had have been stolen.

I wish for IKEA furniture

[Shonisaurus]

Okay, you will have IKEA furniture, but they will enter your home and steal all purchased IKEA furniture and even steal your entire dinosaur collection.

I want to go on a free vacation to Malaysia with all expenses paid and in luxury hotels.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted but you are lost in the jungle.

I wish for Shrek 5 instead of a Shrek remake

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but it's written and directed by George Lucas.

I wish all buses had dedicated lanes on expressways.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but they can only travel at a maximum of 2 miles per hour.

I wish I could sleep soundly and peacefully each night for the perfect amount of time for maintaining a healthy lifestyle, and to leave me feeling refreshed and invigorated each day.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but you catch an illness.

I wish i had more Safari LTD Models.

[Shonisaurus]

Okay, but the sculptor of all Safari models is not Doug Watson is the sculptor of Schleich plesiosaurus and acrocanthosaurus.

I would like to live until one hundred years old without having any kind of ailment, illness and illness.

[Silvanusaurus]

Granted, but you must stay confined to a tiny prison cell for the rest of your life, with all necessary fluids and solids pumped into and out of your body through tubes, until at age 100 you are finally allowed to expire.

I wish I could become a famous, widely celebrated artist within my own lifetime without ever compromising on the integrity of my art work or succumbing to any kind of insanity or depression. 

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, but you are banned from the DTF for being too famous.

I wish for Vlad Konstantinov to sculpt all future Schleich models

[Ravonium]

Granted, but they end up butchering his sculpts to make the final product.

I wish people did not make 'Hopes and Dreams' threads when the year that would be discussed isn't next year.

[GojiraGuy1954]

Granted, instead, no "Hopes and dreams" threads are made ever again, and nobody visits the ones you make.

i wish for Radical larry (SCP-106)

[Halichoeres]

Granted, but your computer/console explodes.

I wish for no further esoteric gaming-related wishes.

[Ravonium]

Not sure I'd call SCP gaming related, but...granted, but now it's esoteric bird-related wishes instead.

I wish I could hear or see a bittern in real life...been to two sites they're supposedly found with no luck

[Halichoeres]

Ha, I gave it a cursory search and it seemed like it was from a game. I guess I should say esoteric web fiction subcultures?

Anyway, granted, but you hear the last two bitterns on Earth right before their marsh is filled in for suburban McMansions.

I wish the whole world were on one time zone.

[Brocc21]

Granted! But the world falls to shambles.

I wish I could speak without mixing up words.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, you are erudite, but you cannot restrain yourself from graphic profanity, making job interviews and first dates go somewhat poorly.

I wish for good arch support.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but it only feels good because it injects opioids into your foot, causing you to not feel the pain it would have given you.

I wish my cold was gone.

[Halichoeres]

Granted, your immune system goes into overdrive, destroying all cold virions. Afterward, with nothing left to target, your immune cells turn on your blood vessel walls, lysing them systematically until you hemorrhage.

I wish I could make invasive plants wither and die with just a touch.

[Ravonium]

Granted, but this power ends up insufficiently distinguishing them from native plants.

I wish someone pledged an inordinately large amount of money to the BoTM Ceratopsian Series kickstarter.